April 25, 2006

Italian Porn Star Offers Freebie to Osama bin Laden

cicciolina_porn_star_offers_herself_to_osama.jpgCrack reporter Mike Pechar, always on the lookout for a porn-terrorism connection, finds this story from Ananova. Technically it's not a 'freebie', I know. It's more of a quid pro quo:

Italy's most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden.

The 55-year-old actress said it was about time somebody tackled the terrorist and claimed she could be just the woman for the job.

Speaking at an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolina said: "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it.

"I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."

In 1990 she made the same offer to Saddam Hussein:
"I am available to make love with [Iraqi dictator] Saddam Hussein to achieve peace in the Middle East
Apparently bin Laden has refused the washed up porn star's offer. Sources inside the al Qaeda network have revealed that OBL is holding out for a similar offer.....but from Angelina Jolie.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:16 AM | |