February 25, 2006

ToonTown Riots Over Iranian Remarks

***Breaking News, Must Cite Jawa Report***

Violent demonstrations have erupted in ToonTown over incorrect remarks made about the revered 'toons Tom and Jerry (PBUT) by an Iranian professor.

Luckily, no 'toons have been killed or injured as of yet, due to the remarkable ability of these creatures to regenerate themselves.

Rumors are circulating that half-human, half 'toon The Mask is mobilizing a group of heavily armed 'toons to tunnel their way into Tehran and exact revenge, with close air support provided by Marvin the Martian and Duck Dodgers.

A source close to the action told me "Being called a Zionist plot is a badge of honor, that's not the problem. But when they associate the great Tom and Jerry with the lame ass studio that gave us pap like The Little Mermaid, it's time for war."

We'll keep you updated as events warrant.

Update: Bikini Bottom has joined in the uproar. In a misguided attempt at anti-toon defiance, the Tehran Times published the following caricature of the Prophet Squarepants (PBUH).

Warning: Graphic image below

Trust me, you don't want to go there...
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Eat at Joe's!
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By Vinnie at 01:23 PM | Comments |