February 14, 2006
People We Wish would go Hunting with Dick Cheney
My first thought after hearing the Vice President Dick Cheney had shot some one was: OMG, I can finally stop blogging. Nothing in the world I write can ever be as funny as that.
My second thought after hearing that Vice President Dick Cheny had shot some one was: If only the VP would invite some huge pain in the asses for 'diplomatic talks' while hunting, that sure would solve a lot of problems.
Presenting the Jawa Report's guide to people we'd love to see go hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney. Feel free to leave your suggestions in the comments or by sending us a link.
Saddam goes hunting with Cheney, saves America billions and countless lives. Sorry Saddam, I mistook you for an eight point buck!
Nuclear holocaust prevented for the cost of a 16 gauge shell. It is pheasant season.
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi neck shot. That's gonna leave a mark.
Fascist-Peronist dictator Hugo Chavez. Squirrel season.
Michael Moore. Wait, I thought Spam was an animal?
Ayman al-Zawahiri. Oh, I thought that was a target on your head.
Ms. "we are waging a nuclear war in Iraq" Cindy "this country is not worth dying for" Sheehan. My bad, I thought you were Sasquatch.
Rep. Lynn Woolsey (D-CA) invited Cindy "the Secret Service is out to kill me" Sheehan to the State of the Union. Ooops, I thought you were a wild pig!
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