February 06, 2006
The Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Stupid Criminals Part One
Caption this photo of stupid alleged criminal Lonnie "Vent Man" Shields allegedly caught in the act.
Fatwas issued Monday.
Fatwas issued!
Steve Sharon: "SHAFT!.....Can you dig it?"
Marcus Aurelius: "Excellent! I can now sue the building owner and become a millionaire!"
Rodney Dill (by popular demand): "The India Space program took off with an early success today, as Hindunaut, Ravi "Beans" Bindharvi, (pictured in launch device), consumed enough legume derivative to produce sufficient volatile gases needed to achieve escape velocity."
Double fatwa with Danish cheese, super-sized with a bottle of Carlsberg:
Buckley F. Williams: "Chloe? This is Black Bauer. There's no time to explain so listen carefully. I've become lodged in a model Q-237 air conditioning duct. I'm connecting you to the duct's peripheral communications center by remote armpit access, you'll have to help me find some way to get free."
Because, after all, tonight IS Jack Bauer night.
By Vinnie at February 6, 2006 06:45 PM | TrackBack l digg this
Sorry. Comments down.....AGAIN!!!!
