January 31, 2006

If Jessica Alba Was a Danish Free Speech Activist (Updated)

What would happen if instead of the global warming, Hollywood celebrities took on the cause of free speech in Denmark?

UPDATE: Remember, if you don't buy Danish the terrorists have already won!

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Photoshop your own. Bonus points for any photoshop including Angelina Jolie.

Another update: I ask, Aaron delivers. If Angelina Jolie was a hot Danish free speech activist.

UPDATE: What if Nicole Ritchie was a free speech activist instead of a hasbeen socialite that never was?

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UPDATE: Howie sends this Jessica Alba anti-dhimmi twofer. A tattoo and the opposite of burka. Click for a close-up of the, er, tattoo.


By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:25 AM | |