January 25, 2006

WTW Free Ham! Or Why I love The JOOOOOS

Cube neighbor M, just one row over and forward of my current location, is having company this weekend. Parts of her family are Jewish so they have a Kosher and Non-Kosher fridge. A set of dishes and pans as well one “no pork allowed” and another “has touched pig” set. I’m not really privy to all the details but one affects me greatly. When they come over M also finishes off all the pork. That way there ain't any pig in the house when said fine Jewish guests arrive. Well, by golly, prosperity has hit me in the ass again! They were unable to finish off all the ham they had so today I gets me some FREE HAM and all day long. Outstanding!!! Now if you will excuse me time fer breakfast.

Living high on the hog, baby, high on the hog.

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By Howie at 08:31 AM | |