January 21, 2006
Bad News For The Anti-War Movement
It appears that Michael Moore has departed from our fair earth while vacationing in England.
Our heartfelt sympathies go out to his family and friend.
UPDATE: It appears I may have erred. Sources are emailing me to say that Michael Moore is alive and well and rooting for the little guy from his million dollar pad on the Upper West Side.
Speculation is that the body found in the story is actually that of Rosie O'Donnell. I feel for the investigators, it's so hard to tell them apart.