December 21, 2005

Taliban Johnny, A Thesis Regarding Expletives

Michelle Malkin, a very outspoken, considered by some (not this citizen journalist) a "controversial" figure, not to mention a racistsexistbigotedhomophobe, clues us in on this:

American-born Taliban soldier John Walker Lindh has asked President Bush again to reduce his 20-year prison sentence by an unspecified amount, Lindh's attorney said Tuesday.

In deference to Michelle Malkin, and her longstanding friendship to the Jawa Report, I will place my reply under the fold, in the manner normally prescribed to graphic images.

Let that be your warning.

Who the fuck do you think you are, you simpering shitnozzle?

What? Did you really think that we forgot your treachery? Do you think that because you got a pitiful 20 year sentence in lieu of the Tookie needle that the American public would just forget the name John Walker Lindh?

Think again, assmonkey.

You are a traitor. The American public knows you as such. You think you can sit there, whiling away the hours in the Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison until the majority of people forget who you are and what you did?

Nice try, shitweasel. That dog don't hunt, that bird don't fly.

Tell us, really, why you're begging for clemency. Aryan Nation don't like you much in there do they? Bet them Nation of Islam types don't go much for your type of Islam, either, do they? Most of them join up for protection, to survive until the end of their sentence. I wonder, how does it feel trying to convince someone they're going to get 72 virgins from Allah when they have your pasty-white, virgin ass bent over the cot? It's a long way from the comforts of Marin county, ain't it?

Look at the bright side, sweet cheeks, you got your deal. Shut your fucking mouth and serve what you deserve.

It must suck to be you, dickdrip. Where ya gonna go when you get out? Join the jihad in Iraq? It'll be done. Afghanistan? Been there, done that. Saudi? Yeah, right, can you say diplomacy?

Your only hope is France. Maybe. After all, you've proved your ability to surrender.

We don't forget so easily, twit.

We will always remember where you were when it happened.