October 20, 2005

Earle Indicts Texas

Yes the whole state, See The Right Place for details.

"Travis County, Texas Prosecutor Ronnie Earle issued a press release earlier today stating that he had sought and obtained an indictment against millions of Texas residents on charges of "Conspiracy to Elect Republicans." He also charged them all as "Accessories to Murder" in the case of Casey Sheehan, son of professional protester and media-whore, Cindy Sheehan. Earle stated that he will seek the death penalty against all of the defendants, cutting Texas' population roughly in half.

Related: Do I look worried???

She don't look worried either. Or her or this one.

Trying to blog goodr, cheap I know But that's what Iowahawk said to do.

By Howie at 02:48 PM | Comments |