October 04, 2005

Buy Britney Spears' Bra or Bikini, It's for Charity!

Oh sweet serendipity! My two favorite pastimes come together: oggling Britney Spears' scantilly clad bosoms and hurricane relief! Britney Spears is auctioning off a diamond-encrusted bra on eBay, and it's all for charity. You can see the eBay auction here, but you'll have to cough up $16k for the current high bid. And with four days left this it's sure to go higher.

If Britney's bra isn't enough, you can own her bikini or even a pair of her boxer shorts. Britney Spears wears boxer shorts?

This actually looks like it is the same bikini as seen in a number of papparazi shots of Britney around the pool. Er, not that I've ever seen them before, or, er, not that I wanted to go surfing for these photos, but because I care about you, dear reader, I have a photo comparison below.

She's auctioning off a second bikini here, and a third bikini here, and a fourth....... wait, how many freaking bikinis can Britney Spears possibly own?!?!! Alas, no papparazi pics of her in the rest of them that I could find....and trust me, I looked! But that last one is going for $50, which is actually below retail. If it wasn't for the cootie factor I'd be inclined to buy that one for Mrs. Shackleford.....

And if price is a problem, why not buy this lovely Dolce and Gabbana nude halter top worn by Britney Spears? Did I just manage to work the word nude into the same sentence as Britney Spears?

What woman wouldn't want a shirt worn by Britney Spears that says 'Get Some' across the chest? Come on, that's class.....

And the cheapest item at the Britney Spears charity auction for hurricane victims? Drumroll please....Tuscan Garden Lavender Soap at just a few pennies over $15. So that you can wash all of Kevin Federline's DNA off of your hands after a day rummaging through your new wardrobe.

Breitbart:

US pop princess Britney Spears is giving her all to help victims of Hurricane Katrina in the US state of Mississippi -- even one of her bra's, the eBay auction site showed.

The 23-year-old former teen queen, famed for her provocative stage outfits, has donated a treasure trove of personal items -- including a two-piece sofa, a bikini and a jewel-encrusted brassiere -- to be auctioned off to help victims.

The "white-stone" undergarment, worn by the singer in one of her music videos, sports "a variety of sizes of round white stones and silver-tone beads in this intricately designed bra," according to online auctioneer eBay.

Is this the same bikini worn by Britney Spears in these papparazi photos?

Man, is this what it feels like to be Kevin Aylward?