October 04, 2005

The Obligatory SCOTUS Nomination Post

If nothing more than to push that nasty-ass Caption Contest down the page, here's a short synopsis of the reactions of the right side of the b-sphere to Harriet Miers' nomination to Da Bench:

"Auntie Em it's a twister it's a twister!"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

"My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us! ."

Now, from the other side of the right side:

"So what Jefferson was saying was "Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too.""

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

"Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me."

My opinion?

"Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams. "

By Vinnie, Proud Right Wing Slut at 12:28 AM | |