September 19, 2005

Light Posting Alert

Three reasons:

1) Katrina. I'm broke. Despite the crazy blog money rumors, I don't have any. So, I'm putting my time where my wallet can't help.

2) Church. I got winged by a Bible so the whole Christian thing didn't take all the way, so I recently became a Universalist-Unitarian instead. That's where you get mass-married and a free subscription to The Washington Times, right?

3) Work. Tomorrow is Constitution Day (celebrated at least, it was actually on the 17th), and I'm some sort of key-note speaker or something. The Constitution is that thing with that treasure map on the back of it, right? Wait, or was that the Magna Carta?

Anyway, after that I have some 'research' or some such nonsense that my editor keeps demanding. He and I keep clashing over creative differences. He insists that photoshops of Princess Leia making out with Padme have nothing to do with an analysis of the discurssives of terrorism. That and some such nonsense about it being beneath a University press to have a full pull-out centerfold of Angelina Jolie. We'll just have to agree to disagree on that one.

I'll be around, but just not around for the next few weeks. E-mail me if it's something personal.