September 13, 2005

57% of College Girls Want Sex with Angelina Jolie

A new survey by Playboy indicates that while only 54% of college coeds would cheat on their boyfriends with Brad Pitt, 57% would hook up with Angelina Jolie. Who can blame them?

Flash News:

Here’s some kinky news for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: A lot of female college students want to sleep with them. Both of them.

According to Playboy magazine, 54 percent of college gals would cheat on their boyfriend with Pitt and 57 percent want to get jiggy with Jolie.

In other Angelina Jolie related polls (hey, pollsters have to do something in off-election years too!), 27 percent of 18-59 year old women say that they would 'most like to resemble Anglina Jolie in the bedroom'.

In an unscientific poll conducted by The Jawa Report, 100% of husbands say they wish their wives would resemble Angelina Jolie in the bedroom, too. The margin of error in our poll is plus or minus zero percent.

madonna_brittney_kissing_star_wars.jpgLest we forget, Jolie has admitted that she is 'an expert in lesbian sex' with a lot of experience.

The same poll indicates that it girl and all around media maven Paris Hilton doesn't have what it takes to attract hot lesbian action. Only 12% of college girls would spend one night, er, with Paris. However, mom-to-be Brittney Spears has enough sexiness to tempt 26% of sorority girls into a night of wreckless experimentation.

100% of kabballah-following ex-pat aging female pop stars affirmed that they would sleep with Brittney Spears on film if that would mean resurrecting their fading sex-icon status and help sell a few more poorly written children's books.

Part of an ongoing series of posts designed to fight dhimmitude and support the gays. The good kind. Hat tip to the lovely Sondra K who seems to be thinking of taking her relationship 'to the next level'. (OTB)

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:01 PM | |