September 08, 2005

Accountability Now!

I blame the President of the United States for everything. I mean, does the buck stop at his desk or not?

Six Meat Buffet:

Last week, as Hurricane Katrina - WHICH YOU CAUSED WITH YOUR DIABOLICAL WEATHERMAKER MACHINE - passed over the Southeastern U.S., I received a frantic call from my own mother. She said that the hurricane had blown leaves into the pool. There are many leaves in my mother’s pool!!! In between sobs, she said she couldn’t even count how many there were, there were so many. How many times do I have to say it, Mister President Too-Dumb-To-Be-President? Where was FEMA when my mother had a leaf emergency? Surely you didn’t expect her to get those out herself. HEARTLESS FEDERAL BASTARD.
There's more. Much, much more.

On a related note, I also blame Bush for poverty. And 9/11. And the shallow flag waving spectacle that followed.......

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:10 PM | Comments |