September 08, 2005

Good News, Bad News

Good News
PA leader not coming to New York for UN opener

Bad News
The most corrupt world institution is in New York

Lesson: Wait, you mean there's a lesson here?

Good News
Soldier cleared of detainee abuse charges

Bad News
Left celebrating Katrina catastrophe as end of empire

Lesson: Detain a Leftist.

Good News
Press: Arafat died due to stroke

Bad News
Arab press still claiming Arafat poisoned by JOOS

Worse News
Reformist in Yemen press routinely harrassed, beaten, killed.

Better News:
Indian Press reports Arafat died of the AIDS

Lesson: Bomb al Jazeera &Yemen, drop Indian newspapers on Middle East

Good News
Members of both parties pay final respects at Rehquist funeral

Bad News
Non-partisan good will goes no farther than the cemetery

Lesson: When funeral crashing, make sure you claim to be an independent

Good News
Tee-shirts blaming liberals for Katrina response catastrophe

Bad News
Bumper stickers blaming Republicans for Katrina response catastrophe

Lesson: It's only funny when you it's the other guy.

Good News
Steve the Llama Butcher is missing, INDCent Bill blamed

Bad News
Robocop star Peter Weller is a Professor of History at Syracuse University

Lesson: Buckaroo Bonzai is a FREAKING PROFESSOR AT FREAKIN SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY?!?!?!!!!!!!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 08:55 AM | Comments |