August 20, 2005

Hot Babes of Comic Con

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Close on the heel of our our popular Star Wars Geeks We'd Love to Date post, Flea informs us of a short film featuring the hot babes of Comic Con 2005. Sure they're Canadian, and yes they can't be compared to the hotties at Springfield's twice monthly Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, and I'm betting that they're mostly paid models, but they are babes and they are at a geekfest--the two things we are uniquely qualified to speak on. Images from the video below.

WARNING: While the images are not offensive, they may cause extreme embarrassment and blushing as you slowly shake your head and think, "I can't believe that hot nerd actually wore that."

How much are the geeks paying this Padme look alike? Not enough, I bet.

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So, I'm wondering if the Star Trek convention ever gets this kind of MILF cleavage? I bet Phin or Basil would know.....

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Tank Girl gets felt up in good gay action. I hope the chick who is hosting this video gets an A in whatever undergrad film project this is a part of. Seriously, this is degrading. Not because she has to feel up a chick, but because she has to feel up a chick dressed as Tank Girl!

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Ok, this chick seems pretty cute, but come on--you're trying to dress up like a character made famous by Angelina Jolie! I knew Laura Croft. Laura Croft was a friend of mine. You're no Laura Croft.

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I have no idea who these chicks were trying to be. Frankly, who cares? I only wish I could have seen the confused looks on all of the geeks' faces. You know, the untouchable objects of their desires times two: cheerleaders who also happen to be fictional comic book chicks.

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This is just sad on so many levels. What is an attractive girl like this doing dressed up like that? And did nobody tell her that walking like an Egyptian was never cool let alone retro?

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Science fiction geek gay. And I mean the good kind of gay--two chicks.

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If you've got the time and the bandwidth to burn, I highly recommend the short film.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:13 PM | |