August 13, 2005

The Troll from Seoul

You folks might be interested to know from whence hails My Pet Jawa's cuddly, loveable troll who calls itself "Downing Street Memo". Well, if you read the title of this post, I gave the game away.

His IP address tracks back to Seoul. Seoul, South Korea, a free and prosperous democracy, thanks to... whom?

He's free to type his anti-American BS rants right now because of a little "police action" in Korea back in the early 50's that killed a hell of a lot of great Americans. The American soldier went halfway around the world and saved his country from Communist tyranny and even now our men are staring down gibbering nutbar Kim Jong Il, held hostage to Kim's vast arsenal of artillery that could reduce Seoul to rubble in a matter of hours.

Freedom and American liberation are good enough for Korea, of course, but not for Iraq. Pull up the ladder, says DSM.

Of course, Seoul is also riddled with North Korean agents. Maybe DSM is one of these, spewing out dear psychopathic leader Kim Jong Il's vile propaganda with all his trademark subtlety and charm? Guess what, Downy, whether you're Kim's spy or just his stooge, we can't tell the difference in your insane blather. It's counterproductive anyway.

If you have any sense of shame you'll just slink away.

--See Dubya

PS Bolton says hi.

By See-Dubya at 04:51 PM | |