August 10, 2005

Let's Settle the Iraq War Question the Old Fashion Way, With a Duel

Q: Who would win in a gunfight? An Iraq War supporter or an Iraq War opponent.

A: An Iraq war supporter, of course. What kind of an idiot would pull a gun on an Iraq war supporter? Oh, this guy.

A quarrel between two firearms vendors at a Floyd County flea market on Thursday allegedly led both men -- described as "good friends" -- to draw guns. Douglas Moore, 65, of Martin, who supports the war, shot and killed Harold Wayne Smith, 56, of Manchester, who opposed it, investigators said.
Hat tip: Jeff Blogworthy who has more.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:07 PM | |