August 13, 2005

When America Gets Nuked, What Will the Extreme Left Say?(Caption Contest Winners Announced)

CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED

Bumper Stickerist: Reaping the whirlwind: Women and minorities suffer most during the inevitable aftermath of EuroAmerican patriarchal hegemony.

Cassandra: Why didn't the U.S. military PROTECT US????? [sound of hideous shrieking]

Flea: Militant activists attack occupied Aztlan! Free Aztlan from American imperialism!

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Is some sort of nuclear attack in the U.S. inevetable? American Digest seems to think so. What will the extreme Left say when San Diego is no more? Flea, as always, has the answer:

- this is come-uppance for Hiroshima and Nagasaki (the name Okinawa will remain unspoken) and the United States military is to blame
- this is about Iraq, no matter what al-Qaeda cites as its purposes, and consequently the United States military is to blame
- this attack could not have been carried out by al-Qaeda, therefore Israel must be to blame
-if al-Qaeda could be proven to have carried out the attack then the accused should be tried as criminals in an "international court of law" because the accused could not be given a fair trial in the United States. anything else will be described as a "war crime" [READ THE REST]

-We unconditionally condemn this act of terrorism, but the terrorism committed by the U.S. government over the years......
-East Timor! What about East Timor?!?
-CAIR: "All acts of terrorism are bad, but we must distinguish acts of terror from legitimate resistance."