July 04, 2005

Caption Contest Wieners: A fatwa on your house!

Brad: Ward Churchill’s girlfriend sits in the bedroom waiting to FRAG her lover when he gets home after finding out he was “CHIMPIN” another CU co-ed.

Carin: And I thought it took a while to get used to the "string in my ass" sensation.

William Teach: Conservative Dating. Meet the Red State girl of your dreams.

And for using super-insider blogger references, special mention goes to CCW Bass:

I discovered that while it was great for keeping whispy liberal boys at bay, Frank J. has suddenly begun stalking me.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:09 AM | |