June 07, 2005
Monkey Prostitutes
Don't panic! When the monkey-overlords come to power there won't be all that many changes....And as a libertarian can I say that while I do not support monkey prostitution I do support a monkey's right to become a prostitute. NY Times magazine:
Something else happened during that chaotic scene, something that convinced Chen of the monkeys' true grasp of money. Perhaps the most distinguishing characteristic of money, after all, is its fungibility, the fact that it can be used to buy not just food but anything. During the chaos in the monkey cage, Chen saw something out of the corner of his eye that he would later try to play down but in his heart of hearts he knew to be true. What he witnessed was probably the first observed exchange of money for sex in the history of monkeykind. (Further proof that the monkeys truly understood money: the monkey who was paid for sex immediately traded the token in for a grape.)Hat tip:Digger who got it from Just One Minute
By Dr. Rusty "John Doe" Shackleford at June 7, 2005 03:42 PM
Sorry. Comments down.....AGAIN!!!!
