April 28, 2005

College Professor Interferes in Student's Sex Life

From my pal Professor Chaos. Speaking of books he assigns his class:

Another is Somerset Maugham's The Razor's Edge, which on a basic level is a novel about a young man's quest for enlightenment in the face of a materialistic and consumerist world.....

Having read this, one of my students approached me today and she said that the book literally changed her life. How so? I asked. "Well," she said, "I finished the book and the next day broke up with my boyfriend. I realized that I was dating Gray [a character in the book]."

Way to go Chaos! Now, how about assigning The Jawa Report to ruin their mushy left-wing worldviews?

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:01 PM | |