April 15, 2005
Dolphin + Whale = Wholphin
That's right wholphin. From the Island of Doctor Moreau, you know Hawaii, this news that some corporate jackass with nothing better to do decided to force a whale and a dolphin to hump. Well, maybe force isn't the right word. I hear some dolphins like the big whale c*ck. They were just born that way!
I knew gay marriage would lead to this.
And for all you wholphin porn fans, here's a pic (scroll down). Apparently Dr. Moreau did this thing ten years ago too. Only they spelled it wolphin back in the day. You know, so as not to offend any one.
UPDATE: Llama Butchers find evidence of widespread dolphin/human breeding. Could Douglas Adams be right? Are aliens dolphins?
By Dr. Rusty "John Doe" Shackleford at April 15, 2005 09:06 AM
Sorry. Comments down.....AGAIN!!!!
