March 15, 2005

Al Qaeda Shoots Down US Plane in Iraq

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UPDATE 4/22/05: Islamic Army in Iraq shoots down civilian helicopter, murders American hostage. Information, images, and video here.

****EXCLUSIVE****MUST CITE JAWA REPORT****

The Jawa Report has obtained exclusive* footage of a plane shot down by Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's al Qaeda in Iraq. Shown below are several screenshots of the US warplane.

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Above: The US 'warplane' shot down by al Qaeda in Iraq. Apparently, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has been able to invent some sort of device that makes his jihadis enormous. He calls it the "growing-real-big-ray-gun-thingy". Experts at The Jawa Report using sophisticated and heretofore secret methods have deduced that the jihadis shown above are at least 600 feet tall.

Below: Notice the US Army's extensive use of tape in reparing the nose of the plane? Al Qaeda operatives are getting pretty sophisticated, what with shooting down this valuable asset and all.

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This actually isn't a joke. The last couple of days the online jihadis have been celebrating al Qaeda's victory in shooting down the infidel Zionist-Crusader's plane.

Of course, this isn't the first time this has happened. Last November, The Islamic Army in Iraq 'shot down' a similar plane.

Three words for the al Qaeda bastards: BRING IT ON, bitches.

*Hat tip to Northeast Intelligence Network where I first heard about this. You can get the video at Infovlad if you must see the entire thing.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:39 PM | Comments |