March 07, 2005

Caption Contest Winners

Vonski--"Yes, the infidels are right. This isn't as hot as the two Lesbianese chicks."

Jack M--"In an unprecidented display, the Arab Street protests Jada Pinkett Smith's "declaration of heteronormativity" by publicly going up each other's Assad's."

Brian Blazevic--"San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom illegally marries Ahwful Salahd and his two-dimensional "partner"."

*Winners chosen arbitrarily by me, that's why!!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:54 AM | |