February 21, 2005

Yoda Editorializes (Update)

On Hunter S. Thompson Suicide: "Fear and loathing emanate from the dark-side."

On Paris Hilton phone hack: "Not the only Hilton you are. Another sister you have."

On Hugo Chavez's claims Bush is out to kill him:"True, it is not. True, it should be."

On Cartesian philosophy: "Be or be not. There is no think."

Update:
On Bush admitting to have smoked weed: "Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things. Pass the fritos."

Update II: On man getting penis cut off in Alaska: "Concentrate...feel the Force flow. Oh, sorry, I forgot about that whole 'got my penis cut off' thing. My bad."

Update III: On advice to Democratic Congressman Maurice Hinchey: "Ohhh! Great warrior! Lies not make one great.

Update IV: On the burden a national ID card would place on 'transgendered' persons:"--------. Wait. ------. On, hold please. -----. -----. -----. Laugh, must not. ----"

Update V: On declining civility in Congress: "Stopped they must be; on this all depends."

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:29 PM | Comments |