January 12, 2005

First Day of Classes

Classes begin today around here. A hectic time on a campus for all. I'll try to blog later--if I can.

In the meantime let me just direct your attention to Chris Cross' blog, Legal XXX. Despite the name, his blog is work safe (apologies to my normal leacherous readers). Chris and I had lunch at an undisclosed location on my super-top-secret mission to LA. Topics of discussion included why so many sucky bloggers like Andrew Sullivan get hits, strategeries for increasing traffic, and the value of the link drop post for TTLB Ecosystem rankings.

I wasn't going to mention our meeting but Chris has threatened to reveal my true identity unless he gets at least ten links in the next two weeks. He has also placed ten copies of my information with his lawyer with instructions that if he should suddenly die under suspicious circumstances that they will be sent to bin Laden, Zarqawi, the Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia, and several leading Mullahs in Iran.

Since his wife also frequents the Jawa Report he has also asked that I calm her lingering fears that Chris is a closet homosexual who frequently has phone sex with Brad Pitt. I can assure her that Chris is not playing for the other team and that any phone sex he had with Brad Pitt was just a passing phase. He's better now. I swear.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 08:56 AM | |