January 10, 2005

Fatwas Issued Against Guest Bloggers

Wow, is this site still up?? Are people actually still reading it?? The fact that My Pet Jawa is not teets up says a lot about those who CMA (Covered My Ass) during my long hiatus.

Where was I? I could tell you--but have you ever read Confessions of a Dangerous Mind? If I told you, well, you know what I'd have to do to you.

I don't have the time or money to properly thank every one in the manner that they ought to be thanked. If the world were just each one of my guest bloggers would get $100, an extrak 5k hits, 10 links, and a date with a supermodel for every post they put up in my absence.

First, a huge thanks to Chad at In the Bullpen. I've known he was an excellent blogger for a while, now I can call him a friend. He posted so much that an initial check of my e-mails shows that a lot of people think that this is his blog. As veteran bloggers know, 80% of blog success is volume and tenacity. Chad provided that and then some. Thanks Chad.

Shout outs go to Interested Participant for coming in a not so close second in the number of posts he put up. What he lacked in volume he made up in quality. Thanks man.

Gordito the Cranky Neocon also put up some posts. For some reason though on inspection of the Jawa fridge I can't find the cheese. Who moved the cheese!!!!!!!!!

The keys have been given to these fine bloggers and I don't plan to ask for them back any time soon.

If you don't have In the Bullpen, Interested Participant, and Cranky Neocon on your blogroll I will personally call the Mullahs and order up a fatwa on your ass!!

Now if you'll excuse me I have to run through three weeks worth of spam. How did so many companies find out about my less than adequate lite saber size?

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By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:07 PM | |