December 10, 2004

My Letter to Terrorists

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta! In my ongoing effort to get a fatwa issued against me by Islamic terrorists, I have sent the following letter to the terrorist scum who run the Army of Ansar al-Sunnah and Islamic Army in Iraq websites. No response yet. I invite you to do the same. If any Arabic speaker would like to write a sample letter that we could copy and paste, it might help ensure that the e-mails are read.

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Date: Thu, 9 Dec 2004 15:25:53 -0800 (PST)
From: "Rusty Shackleford"
Subject: Allahu Akhbar: Donating to the Cause
To: enas2009@hotmail.com, bareed-alansar@maktoob.com, ansar-alsonnah@maktoob.com

Brother,

Praise Allah for your work against the oppressors in the Land Between the Two Rivers.

Just kidding.

There is no God named Allah and Muhammed was a false prophet. Muhammed is burning in hell right now with the other child molesters. The only thing that keeps me from pissing on the Koran right now is that I use it's pages to wipe my ass after I take a shit.

I can't wait until the Marines find you and kill you. Then you will join Muhammed in hell.

Loves and Kisss,


Rusty Shackleford
www.mypetjawa.mu.nu

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Can I just add: Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:07 PM | |