November 23, 2004

Phallic Conspiracy: USC vs. USC

Quinton and I have been going back and forth in e-mail for months over who the real USC is. As a Trojan alumni I resent any use of the term USC applied to the Gamecocks! Jeff now informs me that Mike McGee left the Trojans for the Gamecocks and has been Athletic Director both places. Is Mike McGee gay? No! What could be gay about a guy who is really into phallic symbols? Anyway, for all the latest on the Gamecock scandals check out Quinton.

PS-Will Collier gets in on the joke.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 08:20 AM | Comments |