November 09, 2004

Zombie Arafat Dead (Again...sort of)

Arafat is said to be dead, again. You ever notice how the living dead never really die? Personally, I blame the worcester sauce. What will be Arafat's last words? That's easy. Via Jeff Quinton this news (or something like it) from Reuters:

Yasser Arafat may have only hours to live, a Palestinian source has said after Palestinian leaders discussed the president's health with doctors who are treating him at a French military hospital.

"They spent about one hour with the French doctors and heard a detailed report on his medical condition. He is not dead but we are counting the hours," the source said.

John Little finds another Reuters story claiming zombie Arafat is dead. Don't you people ever learn? You can't kill a zombie!!
Palestinian President Yasser Arafat is dead, senior Palestinian political sources said on Tuesday.

The information from sources close to Arafat could not immediately be confirmed.

“He is dead,” one of the sources close to Arafat said in Paris, where Arafat has been lying in a coma at a French hospital. Officials in the West Bank said they had not been informed that Arafat was dead.

More Zombie watch all over the blogosphere, including: Quinton, Digger, Joyner, Collier, Swanky, Baldilocks, Truth, Lies, etc., Poliblogger, and so many more. Humorous takes: Sparse Matrix, MUSC Tiger, Bits Blog, Christo-Rama, QandO, and others

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 08:23 AM | Comments |