September 22, 2004

Blog breakfast, light

In a hurry, first midterm to give out today. You guys thought taking a test was hard, try grading 200 of them. So, what does the young untenured college professor eat for breakfast when he's in a hurry? Blogs!

-Dan Rather's rocky mountain oysters.
-Cold 'Cat' soup, flown in directly from London's finest butcher shoppe.
-Krispy Kreme Konspiracy Kremers.
-Swift salsa
-Halal french toast.
-Carter catsup.
-Whirled peas.
-Hacking hashbrowns.

Burp. I'm full. Am I on your blogroll, but you're not on mine? Just e-mail me and we'll get that fixed.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 08:10 AM | |