September 20, 2004

I'm still Dan Rather, bitch!

Dan Rather doesn't apologize, biyotches. Dan Rather was just playin wit-cha. Can't you bitches take a joke? Listen, bitches, Dan Rather is the pitcher and Bill Burkett is the catcher. I'm Rick James, and Burkett is Charlie Murphy. Get it? One last time: I'm Dan Rather bitch.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:46 PM | |