July 22, 2004

Ketchup, Waffles, Bergers, Pants and Socks: The Contest

Jeff Quinton is having a contest and asked me to join in. Let's just say he made an offer I couldn't refuse.

Here is my entry (with apologies to Jeff Goldstein).

The Bergergate haiku:

Berger springs them
in autumn socks and winter pants
while ketchup waffles

It aint so
krispy kreme doughnuts leave no room
in pants--Josh Marshall

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 08:37 PM | Comments |