March 31, 2012

02/03/2012 Update by SH:: Thanks so much for your prayers and well wishes.

Gork, thank you for your daily "wishes".

In due time I will be back much to the detriment of my "enemies" and to them I say: (below the fold cuz of a F word).

12/20/2011 Update by SH: Thank you all very much for your continued prayers. I will be back.

Merry Christmas and Chag Chanuka Sameach to all.

Oh, and Xariif, I have a special holiday message to you and your followers. It's below the fold:

01/06/2012 Update by SH: Happy New Year everyone and again thanks for your prayers and well wishes.

Yes, Xariif, I will be back.

I can wipe up the floor with you and your kind Xariff.

Again, thank you everyone for your prayers and well wishes, they mean a lot and have "done a lot". You have given me strength with your prayers and well wishes to the detriment of Xariiif and other assho*les. Stupid sh*ts don't realize I also gain strength from their bs!

BTW, I would "really" like really awesome dudes in their best and stuff. I know some of you posted stuff, but really I need "stuff" like biceps and stuff ... not naked but "awesome bods"!! I especially like IDF soldiers. Not that I don't like our (US) military soldiers cuz I do but I like IDF, their eyes put me in a trance and stuff.

Again, thank you all .... I am humbled and hope to be back again with really snarky sh*t and stuff.

Oh and Xariif...fuck you!

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February 06, 2012

From Terror Free Somalia Foundation, word that yet another al Shabaab sympathizer plead guilty. Here's the FBI presser:

MINNEAPOLIS—Earlier today in federal court, a 27-year-old man from Westerville, Ohio pleaded guilty to conspiring to provide money and personnel to al Shabaab, a designated foreign terrorist organization based in Somalia. Ahmed Hussein Mahamud, formerly of Eden Prairie, Minn., pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to provide material support to a foreign terrorist organization. Mahamud, who was indicted on June 7, 2011, entered his plea before U.S. District Court Chief Judge Michael J. Davis.

Happy. F*cking. Monday.

This Monday needs to go into a burn bag.

I feel sorry for Tom Brady. He lost the biggest game of the year, he's not going to Disneyworld, and now he has to go home and hit that?

Yeah, I feel sorry for him. Really, really sorry.

If that's the consolation prize? Yeah, I'd throw the game.

He claims he had no idea that they were plotting to blow up the London Stock Exchange. Right. We believe you:

HARDLINE Islamist preacher Anjem Choudary taught six of the nine fanatics jailed last week for plotting to bomb London.

The firebrand cleric even praised the terror gang as “decent young chaps”.

Choudary claimed he had no idea they planned to kill and maim.

Our old friend Jesse "Younes Abdullah Muhammad" Morton has confirmed that he is back on US soil after being extradited from Morocco last October. You might remember Younes from such antics as congratulating Osama bin Laden on his "martyrdom" & entry into heaven & "warning" those South Park guys might get killed and here is where they live.

On his former website Islam Policy -- which took the place of his old Revolution Muslim website -- yet another email from Younes was posted:

I am writing this to let the ummah know that I have arrived on extradition from Morocco to the United States, while it is impossible for me to communicate at this time, I did want to express my gratitude to all of those that have assisted myself and family throughout this trial.

He also gives an email address for his wife begging his readers to help support her financially. No, I'm not going to post the email. Being married to Younes is torture enough, she doesn't need any more crap from us.

Hat tip: Censored31

There has been another Deadly Riot™ in Egypt?

You know what Israel's security depends on? That if it just maintains a good defense and little patience its enemies will state their objective of wiping out Israel but before they can actually do anything of the sort they become bored and start offing themselves. *No Khinspiracy required.

Oh well I'm sure they'll get blamed anyway but by then Egypt will be such a disorganized hellhole they won't be able to raise anything but a big stink in their own yard.

Previous.

Forget sending him to Jordan, why not deport him to Yemen or Somalia? Then, send in the drones!

A British court ruled Monday that an extremist cleric described as one of Europe’s leading al-Qaida operatives should be released on bail.

After six years in custody, Abu Qatada could be freed within days for three months under stringent conditions, a judge at the Special Immigration Appeals Commission in London said.

Abu Qatada has been fighting to be released after the European Court of Human Rights ruled last month he should not be deported to face terror charges in Jordan due to concerns that evidence obtained by torture would be used against him.

When concerns about torture trump concerns for human life, they you know you are on the quick path to civilization suicide.

Dirka Dirka Mohammad Jihad!

Believe it or not, there are moderate secular Muslims. You know the kind we're always hearing about. The percentage of such is debatable as every time one of them speaks up, the Muslim Brotherhood's mouthpiece CAIR with the help of the liberal media takes them to task.

Its quite clear why CAIR and the rest of the Sharia supporters do it, under Sharia its unlawful to criticize ANY Muslim for ANY reason in front of the Kufr (that's you) lest the Kufr get the impression that Muslims are in any way undeserving to rule over them.

What's confusing is why the left sides with the more radical Muslims rather than the ones that actually fit the narrative the left promotes of the moderate Muslim?

Now with 40% less suck!

Or at least it seems like Assad see's last weeks UN vote to do nothing about Syria as a license to kill.

My opinion is Russia and China want the veto. Then its their baby.

Jack Van-Impe was unavailable for comment on Gog, Magog and the coming apocalypse.

Update: Whatever you do don't watch this video. I've seen several vids from the resistance in Syria that were bad. This one takes the cake.

You can watch the Superbowl halftime show again and get into a stinging debate with trolls on the merits of Madonna's half time performance. Which was pretty good.

Or you can go watch Tom Brady be really really sad.....

Congratulations to the Giants who gave the Patriots every chance to win but ended up pulling it out.

Remember when Obama went to Egypt and gave that big speech?.

CAIRO — Egypt’s military-led government said Sunday that it would put 19 Americans and two dozen others on trial in a politically charged criminal investigation into the foreign financing of nonprofit groups that has shaken the 30-year alliance between the United States and Egypt.

The decision raises tensions between the two allies to a new peak at a decisive moment in Egypt’s political transition after the ouster of President Hosni Mubarak a year ago. Angry protesters are battling security forces in the streets of the capital and other major cities. The economy is in urgent need of billions of dollars in foreign aid. And the military rulers are in the final stages of negotiations with the Islamists who dominate the new Parliament over the terms of a transfer of power that could set the country’s course for decades.

February 05, 2012

(San Luis, Arizona) In the border town of San Luis, local woman Alejandrina Cabrera has been disqualified as a candidate for city council because she lacks proficiency in the English language.

Mayor Juan Carlos Escamilla filed a court action requesting a ruling as to whether Cabrera had the necessary English language skills to be a council member.

State law requires elected officials to know English, but Cabrera's attorneys have argued the law does not define proficiency in the language.

An expert testified that in tests he administered to Cabrera, she did not demonstrate the level of proficiency needed to serve on the council. Yuma County Judge John Nelson said he also based his ruling on Cabrera's failure to respond correctly to questions posed to her.

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Hat Tip: Hmf......

Title Credit: Rusty (So, don't complain to me if you find it offensive or racist!)

Update: Fatwas issued!

Winners are:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued to Trog for: "I wouldn't hit that repugnant liar with Obama's pecker...."

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies issued to Col.Smeag for: "No Really seriously I never thought. I could swallow meatballs that big but it went right down!"

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued to Blanco for: "Is it true? Michelle's penis is that big?"

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued to You Have An Ugly Goat for: "It looks like Obama has just made another promise he simply can't rise to."

The rest of you get a very unique "My Caption Was The Best But No One Understands My Superior Humor" fatwa. That is all.

"Remember, Ahmed, if the Great Satan comes for us, run to the left."

February 04, 2012

But nooooooooo, you didn't listen. I'll be out of touch for awhile. Heading to the Dagobah system for some lush tropical R and R.

Tomorrow there will be a deadly riot in protest of today's deadly riot in protest of yesterday's deadly riot in protest of the deadly riot at a recent soccer match in Egypt.

Our previous coverage of, you know.

Iranian regime has no sense of humor.

Now, Iranian lawmaker Arsalan Fat'hipour is telling Iran's PressTV that the country may impose a ban on products from South Korean electronics manufacturer Samsung over a commercial depicting Israelis accidentally destroying an Iranian nuclear facility.

I know we have a reader who's little soldier flies one of these Kiowa choppers.

Little chopper makey big boomah.

The big news is that Doku Umarov, the leader of the jihadis in Russia's Caucuses has just declared that civilians are off limits for Islamist fighters in the region.

Of course, in only coming out now against killing civilians Umarov admits that for the past 15 years those associated with the movement have been intentionally targeting civilians.

For instance, does he think we're gong to forget Beslan? And that it was his immediate predecessor, Shamil Basayev, who intentionally took hundreds of elementary school children hostage?

Umarov is a war criminal and a mass murderer. His very presence in hell would make the place less savory.

Just in case you didn't quite get who and what these assholes are, they declare it up front: we are a bunch of neo-Marxists who hate America:

As part of our ongoing efforts to expose the corruption of the court systems and the brutality of US imperialism,

An Islamic scholar explains how to keep Satan away during prayers and out of your dreams.

I wonder if this method will work with Jehovah Witnesses?

From a carnival in Macedonia. Thank goodness the women were in burkas, or it might gotten really immoral and obscene.

(NSFW)

If you go to the video at Youtube.com, in the description is a link to the unlisted, unedited (yes, it gets worse) version.