February 16, 2012

He tweets:

Do what all the cool kids are doing. If you're on Twitter, piss off Keith Olberdouche by following @Mgood79.

It's almost your patriotic duty.

Warning: NSFW

In fact, this is not safe for anywhere...

Amanda Simmons, aka Mandy Mountain, of Charleston, West Virginia, weighs 55stones. She says that when her lover went to inspect her chub at close quarters he spotted a cat (avoid obvious joke – ed). The cat was dead. Mandy had sat on it.

Says Mandy, 25: “Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over. I never even noticed. ‘It wasn’t even my kitten – I was looking after him for my neighbours. My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.”

This story is wrong on so many levels, I don't know where to begin.

Send any complaints about me posting this to IHateTheMedia.

Crispy crotch edition!

Not that there are pictures of Crispy Crotch, or crispy crotches in general, but it is Sentencing Day.

Farouk Abdulmutallab and his burnt little wiener will spend the rest of their lives in Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Prison.

FOXNEWS:

A Nigerian man on a suicide mission for Al Qaeda was sentenced Thursday to life in prison for attempting to blow up an international flight with a bomb in his underwear as the plane approached Detroit on Christmas 2009.

The mandatory punishment for Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the well-educated son of a wealthy banker, was never in doubt after he surprised the courtroom and pleaded guilty to all charges on the second day of trial last fall.

Abdulmutallab sat with his hands folded under his chin, leaning back in his chair as the sentence was announced.

Previous:

Pandemonium in Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab's Pants
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab Upset Over Osama During Jury Selection
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab' Visa Revoked
Domestic Terror: Farouk Abdulmatallab (aka Crispy Crotch) Wants Trial Outside Of Michigan
Underwear Bomber Trial Begins
Video: Underwear Bomber Pretty Much as Retarded as We all Thought he Was

This should be a Lifetime movie of the week:

Hazam al-Thahb, Yemeni tribal chief from the southeastern Yemeni town of Rada, which was briefly taken over by al-Qaeda militants, killed his younger brother, Tariq al-Thahb, a high-profile leader in AQAP....

"He has killed his younger brother after he repeatedly warned him not to align himself with the islamists, however his brother was obstinate and did not pay heed to his warnings and advice. That's why he had to kill him before he is killed by the authorities, said the tribal dignitary....

Tribal Yemeni customs and traditions make it obligatory for a brother to stand by his brother even if he was on the wrong, and that it's very shameful not to avenge your brother murder regardless of what he was killed for.

Realizing one day his brother Tariq would be killed by either Yemeni government or by US drone, Hazam tried to make his brother disassociate himself with al-Qaeda. When Tariq refused to listen to his elder and wiser brother, Hazem preferred to kill his brother by his own in order not to have to take revenge against any one involved in his murder, according to tribal sources close to al-Thahb.

H/T: Jane Novak

(Hat Tip: IQ al Rassooli)

In case the video doesn't play, watch it HERE.

He's been in Norway since 1991, and he founded the terrorist group Ansar al Islam in 2001. This would be the same group that gave refuge to Ayman al Zarqawi after Afghanistan fell from which he would eventually form the core of Tawhid wal Jihad and later al Qaeda in Iraq.

Ansar al Islam also transformed itself into Ansar al Sunnah after their defeat by US backed Kurdish forces and, under that name, commenced years of terrorist attacks -- including the murders of dozens of civilian hostages.

The death penalty is too good for Mullah Krekar. Norway should be ashamed of itself for not deporting him to Iraq where he is wanted for mass murder.

Apparently, protecting a mass murdering terrorist from the death penalty is what Europeans call "human rights". -SPIT-

Prosecutors said Mullah Krekar, a 55-year-old Islamist who came to Norway as a refugee in 1991, faces several years in prison if found guilty by Oslo District Court....

In 2005, a Norwegian court declared Krekar a national security threat and ordered him deported, but later postponed the move because of concerns he could face execution or torture in Iraq.

In June 2010, Krekar said at a news conference organized by the foreign press club in Oslo that if he were deported to Iraq and killed, Norwegian officials would "pay with their lives," according to a transcript included in the indictment presented in court.

"If I die it will be the beginning of killings," he said, according to the transcript.

H/T: Boquisucio

Irony Deluxe:

a man suffered a heart attack after eating a "triple bypass burger" at the Heart Attack Grill in downtown Las Vegas

Censored31's buddies have been sentenced one and two years each for threats made in a YouTube video against an anti-immigration party . You're next Censored31:

The spokesman of the "Islamic fundamentalist organisation Sharia4Belgium" has been sentenced to two years in prison and also fined 550 euros, Belgian media reported Friday.

Fouad Belkacem received the maximum sentence from a judge in the Belgian city of Antwerp while another defendant got a one year sentence.

They faced charges in connection with a video film in which they issued death threats to several leaders of the far right Belgian Vlaams Belang party.

Which should surprise no one since their buddy Censored31's book is entitled al Qaeda Rising.

H/T: Howie, who is fired.

Protein Wisdom:

Someone has access to my database and so has access to my changes in login info.

Whomever it is placed a number of fake advertisements (since removed) — and has now removed a particular post, one containing the following graphic:

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Imagine that.

Update: I've some questions on the graph. To be honest I'm not quite sure of the point myself except that it points out that all of months with positive job growth occurred after the midterms in which Obama and the Democrats lost heavily. For whatever reason the hacker didn't like that much.

A more recent example of Jeff's take on current events, namely fuel prices is here.

And yet, here we are: if we’re to believe Obama, rising gas prices are causing a ripple effect throughout the economy. Which, I wonder if some of the leftwing “fact checkers” will take him on for that assertion as forcibly as they did Governor Snowbilly.

Anyway, add to this new-found concern over rising gas prices ObamaCo’s recent refusal to allow the Keystone XL pipeline project (as well his EPA and Interior’s gambits to block drilling, exploration, and emerging oil and gas recovery technologies) — and the much publicized (on the right, at least) suggestion by Obama that energy costs under his stewardship must “necessarily skyrocket” — and we have a rather perfect portrait of the Leftist ideologue who uses his power (via the administrative state, who remains out of the reach of voters) to create crises in order that he can promote “fixes” to the crises he himself has created.

February 15, 2012

If you like to Jihad, Jihad. Go ahead and strap on a bomb.

You see, this guy I thought was a leftist douche, well, maybe he turned himself around.

"I'm just hoping that whatever is in the White House next year is a Republican. I can't bear to watch what's happened to our great country. Everybody's got their head in the sand. Everybody in the industry is like, 'Oh, Obama's doing such a great job...' I don't think so. Not from what I see."

Well, I gave up on Megadeth after "Symphony of Destruction." Guess it's time for a second look!

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Long War Journal:

A notorious Kuwaiti terrorist named Muhsin al Fadhli has reportedly taken over leadership of al Qaeda's network inside Iran. Sky News reports that al Fadhli assumed the top post in al Qaeda's Iran franchise after Yasin al Suri, who has headed the network for years, was placed under "protective custody" following his exposure by US authorities.

In July 2011, the US Treasury Department designated al Suri and several other al Qaeda operatives who use Iranian soil to move funds and recruits from Gulf countries to Pakistan, Afghanistan, and elsewhere. The Treasury Department said that this network operates as part of a "secret deal" between al Qaeda and the Iranian government. In December 2011, US authorities announced that they were offering a $10 million reward for information leading to al Suri's capture. [See LWJ reports, Treasury targets Iran's 'secret deal' with al Qaeda and US offers $10 million reward for Iran-based al Qaeda financier.]

It was this increased scrutiny, according to intelligence sources cited by Sky News, that led to al Suri's replacement.

Yeah, I think we can help you out there buddy:

@mypetjawa Our death is martyrdom And our capture in jail is a fellowship

Order up!

This "democracy" thing confuses and frightens your average frozen caveman lawyer. And Libyans:

Just 15% of 2,000 people polled by academics from Benghazi and Oxford universities said democracy should be installed in the next year.

More than 40% backed strong leadership from one person or a group.

However, almost a third of those polled said they would like a democratic government in five years' time.

Despite the majority saying they wanted to see a firm hand in control, 69% also said they believed ordinary citizens should have a say in how Libya develops.

And some 16% of people said they were prepared to resort to violence for political ends.

Visual depiction of the typical Libyan polled (with hat tip).

It's true. They were members of al Shabaab, but since that group has now merged with al Qaeda, they're all al Qaeda now.

Read the whole thing.

The little boy imitating his elders so well.

Let this be a lesson to you guys - Never forget. This man got off easy, thanks to a tough bedroom door:

FEBRUARY 15--Angered that her boyfriend did not buy her a Valentine’s Day gift, an Ohio woman last night attacked the man, who barricaded himself inside a bedroom as she threatened to stab him with a kitchen knife, police allege. [...]

According to investigators, Reed got into an argument with Henry Brown when she did not receive a Valentine’s Day present from him. Reed, cops allege, initially pushed and scratched Brown, who sought refuge in the apartment’s bedroom

While Brown was locked in the bedroom, Reed "threatened to kill him and cut him," according to a sheriff's report. She then got a knife and “began cutting the door in an attempt to get to the victim."

Brainwashing is when you defend the shiners on both cheeks that you can't quite hide with makeup and say your mom just gave you a little tap, tap, tappy. That's the Islam these women are proud of.

Sorry lady, we don't do Sharia here. Tell it to the judge.

Raymond Ibrahim touches on a point Rusty (if my understanding is correct) has made in the past. As Raymond mentions in a follow-up post at Jihad Watch, it seems some commenters missed the point he was attempting to make.

Don't jump to immediate conclusions as you begin to read. Raymond (as Rusty has done here at TJR) makes an excellent argument for the use of terms such as "Islamist" and "Islamism":

Is the problem Islam or Islamism? Muslims or Islamists?

These and related questions regularly foster debate (see the exchange between Robert Spencer and Andrew McCarthy for a recent example). The greatest obstacle on the road to consensus is what such words imply; namely, that Islamism and Islamists are "bad," and Islam and Muslims are good (or simply neutral).

Read it all and read it carefully.

Update: I just wanted to agree with Robert Spencer on one specific point about this topic. That is, the distinction between "Islamist/Islamism" and "Muslim/Islam" is not intended to suggest there are different forms of Islam, but rather that Muslims tend to differ on how they observe their faith. The terms are meant to separate radical, violent Muslims from moderate Muslims, so as not to hold all Muslims accountable for the behavior of a few.

The intellectual powerhouse in the Oval Office is having the Pentagon look at scenarios to cut back our nuclear stockpile.

Way, way back. Potentially fewer than China's.

A congressional official said no president in the past ever told the Pentagon to conduct a review based on specific numbers of warheads.

“In the past, the way it worked was, ‘tell me what the world is like and then tell me what the force should be,’” the official said. “That is not happening in this review.”

With the rest of the world nuking up, President Smartypants wants to neuter this country. Let's hope he's stopped in time.

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An update to this story.

During an interview on Wednesday, Sean Ali Stone urged #Occupy protesters to convert to Islam, which would give them the social justice and equality they so desire.

IRNA via Gateway Pundit:

Sean Stone, son of American Oscar-winning director Oliver Stone, said on Wednesday that Islam is the religion of justice and equality.

Sean, who has converted to Islam in Isfahan and selected the name of Ali for himself at the age of 27, said that the Islamic teachings can help the western communities including the United States resolve the problems facing them.

Of course. Islamic communities are a paragon for justice and equality. For example, here is Islamic justice for a young girl who rejected a suitor:

More examples of Islamic justice and equality below the fold. (WARNING: NSFW!)

Here is Islamic justice for a woman who refused to wear a veil:

Here is an example of Gays enjoying Islamic equality:

This is the equality a wife can expect under beautiful Islam:

Two women experience Islamic justice after being just accused of immoral behavior:

This Christian slave learned about the equality and justice of Islam first hand:

Islamic justice and equality extends to everyone, including Jews!

And children, too!

Another Christian girl was treated to Islamic justice and equality:

Personally, I don't think #Occutards have the stomach for Islamic justice and equality. But then again, I could be wrong.

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A Pakistani man who grew up in Baltimore and who is being held at Guantanamo Bay has been charged with war crimes:

Majid Khan, a Pakistani citizen and a former legal resident of the United States, is accused of conspiring with Khalid Sheik Mohammed, the self-proclaimed mastermind of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, to conduct a series of follow-up operations in the United States. These included targeting underground gasoline storage tanks, according to the military.

Khan, a graduate of a suburban Baltimore high school near where his parents ran a gas station, is also accused of donning a suicide vest and planning to assassinate former Pakistani president Pervez Musharraf.

His lawyers say he's not guilty. Right.

A harrowing 911 call captured a terror suspect with ties to Al Qaeda screaming a final prayer to Allah during a 100 mph suicide run across the Whitestone Expressway...

Officials believe he was trying to martyr himself when he flew down the roadway at 100 mph before slamming his car into another vehicle. Nobody was killed in the crash.

In the 911 recording, Medunjanin — the sound of traffic in the background — tells the operator, “This is Adis. We love ... we love death.”

“You love your life!” he shouts in Arabic. “There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his messenger!”

Below: Kabiru Sokoto, suspected of involvement in a church bombing and recently recaptured after escaping from his jail cell with the help of his guards, at a press conference wearing this.

Ironic, no?

Thanks to Rahm.

February 14, 2012

Valentine's edition.

Poor Rusty. We tried to help him, but he just didn't know what to buy his hand.

Someone from the notorious hacking group Anonymous claims to have used open source material to identify the CIA station chief in Kabul (I won't link the source). Of course, the group is just worried about the US government being too "secretive", hence the outing.

Truth above all else!

But within 24 hours the meme had made it to jihadi websites with connections to al Qaeda and other violent groups.

Here's a screenshot of one of them, but with the name of the CIA station chief and other information which might assist those wishing him harm blacked out.

Thanks Anonymous, you've just written this man's death warrant!

And if Anonymous is wrong about the station chief's name? Well, he's either dead or you've just ruined his career.

Related: The 2012 Anonymous Primer – What Anonymous is and What Anonymous is not

Google's Blogspot platform is home to the newest branch of al Qaeda: al Qaeda in East Africa.

The group formerly known as al Shabaab -- or, the Mujahideen Youth Movement -- has chosen an American company to host its website.

Providing business services to al Shabaab or al Qaeda violates US and international law, even if those services are provided at no cost.

And how do we know that this is al Qaeda in East Africa's website. Well, in addition to the fact that the website is posted on their Twitter account, there is also this.

Stay evil Google, stay evil.

PS: Also, you too Twitter!

Oliver Stone's son, Sean Stone (aka Ali Stone), has converted to Islam:

US filmmaker Sean Stone, son of Oscar-winning director Oliver Stone, converted to Islam on Tuesday in Iran, where he is making a documentary, he told AFP.

"The conversion to Islam is not abandoning Christianity or Judaism, which I was born with. It means I have accepted Mohammad and other prophets," he said in a brief telephone call from the central Iranian city of Isfahan, where he underwent the ceremony.

Let's just hope he doesn't change his mind. Otherwise, he might discover a very crucial difference between Christianity/Judaism and Islam. Until then, mazal tov!

The Muslim Brotherhood is threatening Israel's safety if the United States cuts aid to Egypt. Currently, the U.S gives Egypt 1.3 billion dollars a year in aid.

A top Muslim Brotherhood official has warned that any cuts in U.S. aid to Egypt could affect Cairo’s peace treaty with Israel – the latest sign that Egypt’s emerging political forces intend to call Washington’s bluff over the diplomatic dispute triggered by a crackdown on non-governmental organizations.

I think they'll find any excuse to violate the peace treaty with Israel. If the U.S. caves to their threats, there will be another demand that could consider the treaty void. The extortion will go on and on until the Muslim Brotherhood feels itself militarily strong enough to defeat Israel.

I don't know of any other word to describe taking away a perfectly good lunch from a four year old and giving her crap she won't eat.

“What got me so mad is, number one, don’t tell my kid I’m not packing her lunch box properly,” the girl’s mother told CJ. “I pack her lunchbox according to what she eats. It always consists of a fruit. It never consists of a vegetable. She eats vegetables at home because I have to watch her because she doesn’t really care for vegetables.”

When the girl came home with her lunch untouched, her mother wanted to know what she ate instead. Three chicken nuggets, the girl answered. Everything else on her cafeteria tray went to waste.

I really don't know another word other than "cruel" to describe letting a tiny four year old go hungry for the day because of fascistic food guidelines. I don't know another word to describe wasting perfectly good food, paid for by tax dollars, because an increasingly monolithic State is doing its level best to replace parents.

This sh!t needs to stop.

1. Leftists hate the 2nd Amendment.

2. American Patriots love the 2nd Amendment.

3. Starbucks supports the 2nd Amendment.

4. Leftists boycott Starbucks because they support the 2nd Amendment.

5. American Patriots drink at Starbucks to show their support the 2nd Amendment.

Even if you don't normally drink at Starbucks, stop by a get a cup today.

Hat Tip: Kenny Solomon

Ayman Zawahiri announced that al Shabaab is now al Qaeda in East Africa. Shabaab's main "news" site goes down for "maintenance".

I question the timing.

Daily Caller:

A little after 1 p.m. on Sept. 29, 2009, Karl Frisch emailed a memo to his bosses, Media Matters for America founder David Brock and president Eric Burns. In the first few lines, Frisch explained why Media Matters should launch a “Fox Fund” whose mission would be to attack the Fox News Channel.

“Simply put,” Frisch wrote, “the progressive movement is in need of an enemy. George W. Bush is gone. We really don’t have John McCain to kick around any more. Filling the lack of leadership on the right, Fox News has emerged as the central enemy and antagonist of the Obama administration, our Congressional majorities and the progressive movement as a whole.”

“We must take Fox News head-on in a well funded, presidential-style campaign to discredit and embarrass the network, making it illegitimate in the eyes of news consumers.”

What Frisch proceeded to suggest, however, went well beyond what legitimate presidential campaigns attempt. “We should hire private investigators to look into the personal lives of Fox News anchors, hosts, reporters, prominent contributors, senior network and corporate staff,” he wrote.

Well first you send a legion of spam filter evading false flag trolls over to FoxNews to pretend to be bitter racist right wing gun clingers with orders to find a way to get the N words past the filters. Then you take a screen shot and email it to Charles Johnson who will play the role of shocked moral authority figure. Even though he knows exactly what a false flag troll is and how to use it.

(Hat Tip: Black & Right)

This is the "oppression" and "brutality" #Occupy protesters face in America (language alert):

Apparently, this assmaggot Mark Mason forgets (or maybe is just too dishonest to admit) how Iranians crack down on protesters. Here are just a few clips from the Iranian protests in 2009. They are below the fold because they are NOT safe for work.

Fake fake fake fake.

Well there's always the Japanese cloning effort so all is not lost.

Jihadism on the web, a breeding ground for jihad in the modern age

In the past decade a wide variety of counter-terrorist measures and actions have been taken to ensure that jihadist organisations are left with fewer possibilities to target the West. Nonetheless, the appeal of the jihadist ideologies adhered to by these organisations remains as great as ever. These ideologies continue to inspire and incite particularly young Muslims worldwide to violence. The Internet has become the most important medium for the dissemination of these ideologies.

BOB OWENS: MSNBC’s ‘Rossen Reports’: More Lying About Guns.

The Mullah's take on "inside job" I guess.

The only problem with their story....

An Iranian man carrying explosives blew off his own legs and wounded four other people in two blasts Tuesday in Bangkok, Thai authorities said. A third blast occurred in a nearby house.

Security forces found more explosives in the assailant's rented house in the capital, but it was not known what targets they might have been meant for, Police Gen. Pansiri Prapawat said.

Related: New Iranian torpedo of Jihad.

It will be civil war without end.

Kate Upton's Sports Illustrated cover....

Sssssssmmmokin'

Its the 23rd anniversary of the Ayatollah Khomeini's death Fatwa against Salmon Rushdie.