May 20, 2013
Muslims Fly Nazi Flag Beside Mosque
Arutz Sheva reports:
Hundreds of residents of Gush Etzion, south of Jerusalem, were astounded Monday morning to see an oversized Nazi flag flying next to a mosque in the Arab town of Beit Omar.
The residents notified the IDF.
A resident, Uri Arnon, told the Tazpit News Agency: "I felt we were going back 75 years, losing our hold on the land. The Arabs no longer feel the need to hide their murderous tendencies, announcing out loud that they wish to annihilate us."
(Hat Tip: Jihad Watch)
IRS's 501(c)4 Requirements For Conservative Groups Revealed
The Washington Post has a list of requests the IRS sent to tax-exempt groups with "Tea Party," "Patriots," or "Constitution" in their name:
Dear organization applying for 501 (c) 4 status:Read More "IRS's 501(c)4 Requirements For Conservative Groups Revealed"
In order to keep your 501(c)4 status, we have a few straight-forward requests.
For groups with "Tea Party" in name or something Constitution-related in mission:
- Please send us a notarized copy of form 27(b) and attached straw, spun into gold.
- Please return a signed copy of this form along with three millet seeds picked out of a heap of lentils, located over the glass sea east of the Sun and west of the Moon and guarded by a three-headed troll.
- On completion of form 478(b) we can send you instructions for defeating the troll, but only if the form is notarized during a full moon.
- To expedite completion of this form, you can sign form 37(b)4-Part D, giving us your first-born child in perpetuity, but be warned that the notarization process must take place in the middle of an electrical storm. Give yourself ample time.
- Sign, notarize, and-write the first 3,094 digits of pi on the back of this form.
- Alternatively, you can name your second child "George W. Bush's Presidency Was A Mistake" and "Ronald Reagan? More Like Satan Satan" and bypass forms AA-MM, but you still must complete the remaining 17 forms to the best of your ability.
- Append, along with records of all bodily functions performed by volunteers for your organization during the past fiscal year, sixteen signed copies of form 17B-c4, one folded neatly into an origami swan.
- Have you ever lusted in your heart? Provide a detailed confession below. You will need to have your husband or wife sign this.
- Include six completed Saturday New York Times crossword puzzles, with video footage of you completing them without Googling anything.
- Staple non-blurry photo of a yeti to the back of Form 3-4-32-7.
- Append Form 97.1F-(m/jj) with detailed, logical explanation of string theory.
- Did Sophie make the right choice? Explain, in Braille, on the back of form 8-9hh.
- After completing form A7, explain ending of "Inception" verbally in person to Carol in the Cleveland office, who just doesn't get it and who is notoriously hard to pin down for coffee.
- Correctly complete six Cosmopolitan quizzes (Are You Uptight, Cool As A Cucumber, Or Everyone's Doormat?) and include results as an addendum to Form 371b.
- Maintain stable, no-drama friends-with-benefits relationship for a full year. Include eight signed affidavits from both participants.
- Include recording of the sound of one hand clapping with completed forms 99-bbb through 101-aag.
- What is love?
- All of these forms must be delivered by pigeon to a gap that 8 inches wide that opens in an enchanted rock in the Toledo office between 3:32 and 3:30 p.m. on Feb. 29, if you are pure in heart and whisper the password. The password is on the 930th page of Proust's "Remembrance of Things Past," but it is only visible to people who have read all six volumes. Afterwards, take the pigeon home and teach it how to love.
- Go back in time and kill Hitler. Then, go back in time to repair the damage you have done by doing so. Take a picture of yourself standing behind him at Munich to prove it and append it with form 9222222-gggionqet.
- Pronounce "zwbieglkrysf."
- Truly understand the musical contributions of Prince. Include six doves with form 93as93as93 who will testify for you.
- I'm thinking of a number. What is it? Whisper it to a reed. Clip the reed, bring it to my daughter, and successfully answer the three riddles she will pose you. Be careful of the elf!
- Also, photocopy your drivers license eight times. Burn all copies. Photocopy it six more times and mail Joe Biden your favorite. Enclose his response letter with form F945.
- Fax this to us. NOTE: We do not have a fax machine. Be creative about getting us one!
- Fix sexism. Bring us six pieces of the glass ceiling, folded in a manila envelope signed and dated by Eleanor Roosevelt.
- Telephone this number and stay on hold for 8 hours. Do not hang up or wander off or the clock will reset.
- Attach detailed description of exactly what Meatloaf won't do for love to the left corner of Form 1579.
- Call 202-466-893[weird smudge] with any questions.
According to the IRS, liberal groups faced equally challenging requests, such as:
Groups Without "Tea Party" or "Constitution" in names:
- Please draw a picture of a spider.
- Here are three wines. Taste them. Compare them. If you like, drop Carol a note to say which one was your favorite. But no pressure, obviously.
- Did you enjoy the chocolates we sent? Good. This wasn't a question, I just felt like checking in!
- Draw a picture of something that makes you happy
- How great is President Obama? (A) Great (B) Just super! (Either answer is acceptable.
- Here is a blank page. Write your name really big.
- Sign this form and mail it back for a free phone! Otherwise, no sweat.
- This form just contains the phone numbers of six young men we think would be good matches for your programming director Dana. Go get 'em, Tiger!
- Make a dreamcatcher! Or don't. Just thought you might have fun.
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The JΞSTΞR™ Revealed!
After hundreds of hours and tireless research, an internet sleuth has determined that the JΞSTΞR™'s real name might maybe be....(pause added for dramatic effect) ...some guy from
Australia Texas called Dale Gribble!
And also might maybe somehow be associated with the most interesting blog in the world Jawa Report and our Zionist leader Dr. Rusty Shackleford possibly maybe.
Um, yeah, see JΞSTΞR™'s blog is linked there on the right under Fatwa Worthy.
Peace out to Zionist Internet Spy #13.
Hey Baby! Look at Obama's Big Giant Head!
Caption this and get a Fatwa. Limited time offer does not include shipping and handling.
Obama Met With Head of IRS Union Day Before Conservatives Targeted
According to the White House Visitors Log, provided here in searchable form by U.S. News and World Report, the president of the anti-Tea Party National Treasury Employees Union, Colleen Kelley, visited the White House at 12:30pm that Wednesday noon time of March 31st.The full story is here at American Spectator but the server I think is overloaded.
The White House lists the IRS union leader’s visit this way:
Kelley, Colleen Potus 03/31/2010 12:30
In White House language, “POTUS” stands for “President of the United States.”
The very next day after her White House meeting with the President, according to the Treasury Department’s Inspector General’s Report, IRS employees — the same employees who belong to the NTEU — set to work in earnest targeting the Tea Party and conservative groups around America.
Arab Spring! Sinai Terrorist Take Hostages Join Jihadtube
The revolution of the revolution of the revolution is fully underway, check your local schedule for next week's bloody counterrevolution.
Egypt's President Mohamed Mursi on Sunday barred negotiations with the kidnappers of three policemen and four soldiers who appeared to plead for their release in an online video.
The abductions on Thursday in the Sinai Peninsula prompted angry police to protest and shut down border crossings with Gaza and Israel, piling the pressure on Mursi to help free their colleagues.
“There are no negotiations with criminals and the awe of the state will be preserved,” Mursi was cited as saying by the official MENA news agency.
A video posted on Sunday by an anonymous account on YouTube appeared to show the seven hostages, blindfolded and with their hands on their heads, identifying themselves.
It was later removed from YouTube only hours after it was broadcast by the media.
One of the hostages was prodded by what appears to be a rifle held by an abductor off screen before another hostage says the kidnappers want the release of detained Bedouin “political activists”.
The hostage mentioned by name a Bedouin militant who belongs to an Islamist group called Jama'at al-Tawhid wal-Jihad, a security source told Al Arabiya.
May 19, 2013
Dan Pfeiffer: Irrelevant Fact Where Obama Was During Benghazi AttacksLegality of IRS Targeting Of Conservative Groups Irrelevant..Irrelevant Who Edited Benghazi Talking Points
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The Bronco Obama administration has sent out yet another underling to spin, spin, spin the Benghazi, IRS, and AP clusterfrucks. He is hitting all Sunday talk shows today. I wonder how many times his talking points have been edited:
Chris Wallace: "Was he (Obama) in the situation room?
Pfeiffer: "I don't remember what room the president was in, that's a irrelevant fact"
"What difference at this point does it make"?~Hillary Rodham Clinton
"Benghazi happened a long time ago"~Jay Carney
Update: Apparently the keyword today for the Bronco Bama administration is irrelevant:
@ThisWeekABC: . @pfeiffer44: Legality of #IRS Targeting of Conservative Groups ‘Irrelevant’
The "law is irrelevant" except when it comes to ObamaCare, right Mr Spinner?Read More " Dan Pfeiffer: Irrelevant Fact Where Obama Was During Benghazi AttacksLegality of IRS Targeting Of Conservative Groups Irrelevant..Irrelevant Who Edited Benghazi Talking Points"
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely...
Update II: "Baghdad Dan spews Irrelevant", again:
Update III: Apologize for what?????
Related: Caroline Glick's must read: Obama and the 'Official Truth'
Also note how ABC changed their headline from this http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2013/05/dan-pfeiffer-legality-of-irs-targeting-of-conservative-groups-irrelevant/ to: "Dan Pfeiffer: IRS Behavior 'Inexcusable' Whether Or Not Illegal.
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IDF Investigation Concludes: Pallywood's Muhammad al Dura Was Not Killed
At least, not by the IDF...
From Times of Israel:
Muhammad al-Dura, the Palestinian child who appeared to have been shockingly killed at his father's feet in Gaza on September 30, 2000 — an iconic image that helped fuel the Second Intifada — was not harmed by Israeli forces and did not die in the exchange of fire, according to an Israeli government report released Sunday, three days before a French court rules on a related matter. [...]
The 55 seconds of edited footage, filmed two days after Ariel Sharon's visit to the Temple Mount in Jerusalem, contributed to the October 2000 protest in which 13 Arab citizens of Israel were killed and quickly became the defining image of that Palestinian uprising against Israel.
The picture of Dura, apparently dead across his father's knees, was shown for days on Arab and international TV stations and was cited as inspiration by both Osama bin Laden and the killers of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl.
This news really doesn't come as a surprise to me. Anyone with an ounce of sense would have noticed inconsistencies with France 2's version.
Learn more about the al Dura incident by watching this short documentary:
Incidentally, some of you may not know that this footage was taken on the same day and at the same location as Pallywood.
HERE is another video about how France2 manipulated the al Dura footage. For convenience, I've included both this video and "Pallywood" below the fold.
More information at 2nd Draft.
More information can be viewed also at al Durah ProjectRead More "IDF Investigation Concludes: Pallywood's Muhammad al Dura Was Not Killed"
France2 Versus Evidence:
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Sunday Syrian War P0rn: This Is Your Brain On Jihad
OD'ed on Islam.
More below the fold.Read More "Sunday Syrian War P0rn: This Is Your Brain On Jihad"
Proving once again, everything is funny when you add the Benny Hill theme...
Finding the perfect erotic toy, Achmed announces par-tay at his cave tonight...
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Berlin: Femen Protesting Barbie Dreamhouse Exhibit Burn A Barbie Doll On A Cross
Mommy, why is that woman burning a Barbie Doll?
For some, it's a dream in pink. For others, it's a monument to misogyny. The Barbie Dreamhouse opened its doors in Berlin on Thursday, and demonstrators and journalists were out in force. Femen also made an appearance -- to burn Barbie on the cross.Mommy, why are those men smiling at that woman? Read More "Berlin: Femen Protesting Barbie Dreamhouse Exhibit Burn A Barbie Doll On A Cross"
In the end, someone did get hurt -- and in the center of the events at the Barbie Dreamhouse Experience on Thursday afternoon stood a gigantic, pink high-heeled shoe. The pump was actually a fountain of sorts, and the emblem of the life-sized dollhouse that opened its doors to the public on Thursday near Berlin's Alexanderplatz square.
More images here[Prolly NSFW]
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May 18, 2013
Boise, Idaho: Terror Suspect Fazliddin Kurbanov Pleads Not Guilty
Yet another corhole watch begins:
BOISE -- An Uzbekistan national arrested in Boise has pleaded not guilty in federal court to charges he conspired with a terrorist group on a scheme to use a weapon of mass destruction.This is a update on my previous post:
Fazliddin Kurbanov, 30, appeared before a federal judge at 8:30 a.m. He used an interpreter over the phone to communicate his not-guilty plea.
Kurbanov's trial is now set for July 2, 2013 at 9:30 a.m.[More...]
Boise, Idaho: Feds Arrest Uzbekistan National (Fazliddin Kurbanov) On Terrorism Charges
Perp Was Very Active On His JihadTube Channel
Perp Commented Taliban's Voice of Jihad Website As 'Real News' From Afghanistan
Off on his trip to Ireland where he had a little mishap. The other that, everything is right on schedule.
May 17, 2013
Rep Issa To Thomas Pickering: You've Been Served
House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa formally demanded the co-'investigator' of the Benghazi clusterfruckman, who is also the man who called Americans rabidly racist and Islamophobes, to appear before the Committee.
This should prove to be very interesting[PDF]
The lawmaker leading the charge to investigate the Benghazi, Libya, terror attack on Friday subpoenaed the co-author of a report that slammed the State Department but didn't interview Hillary Clinton."What difference at this point does it make"?~Hillary Rodham Clinton
House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) formally demanded that retired Ambassador Thomas Pickering submit to being deposed by the committee next Thursday.
"Benghazi happened a long time ago"~Jay Carney
Update: More here
The ARB [Benghazi Accountability Review Board ..ed] worked behind closed doors," Issa wrote. "It did not record its interviews. No transcripts of ARB interviews exist. Even now, months after the ARB report was released, the ARB's investigative process has remained opaque."[...]
Separately, CBS News published a report in which unnamed officials expressed regret about a decision on Sept. 11 not to send a counterterror unit known as the Foreign Emergency Support Team.
Fox News has previously reported that the administration decided not to send the unit to Benghazi. It would not have been deployed to repel the fighting, but could have been used to secure the scene in the aftermath. Ultimately, they were not sent, the scene was compromised and it took the FBI weeks to get there. [More...]
Meet The Unionized IRS
You best not be a 'shadowy conservative group' cuz they really don't like you if you are.
Where do the anti-sequester, federal government workers-turned-protestors work? They work at the Internal Revenue Service–and they are unionized.Nothing to see here, move along.
As the scandal involving the IRS’ targeting of Conservatives and Tea Party groups consumes the news cycle for the moment and Barack Obama (who, so far, has claimed ignorance of the targeting) has thrown a sacrificial lamb out to appease journalists, that IRS agents targeted certain small-government, anti-tax groups should really not come as a surprise.
Beginning in 2009, Democrats and unions, including government unions, have spent the last several years demonizing Tea Party groups as well as other small government groups.
Attorney For Boston Bomber: Why Can't We Publish Photos Of Us With Dzhokhar Tsarnaev?
Poor down trodden Tsar in his jail cell would be a win win for the defense or something
I guess the "let's portray Tsar as a victim" didn't work out so well for the defense.
I think the attorney for 'speed bump' Tsar has been reading too many stories about GITMO, just sayin.
Rep. Mike Kelly Receives Standing Ovation at Ways & Means Hearing on IRS
Applause was well deserved.
Video: Pali's History of Violence (aka Terrorism)
As an aside, let's not forget about a Los Angeles newspaper, the LA Times, refusal to release the tape of the Obama's honoring Rashid Khalidi, a Pali terrorist. Andrew Breitbart offered a award in 2012 of $1000,000 for the tape.. It has not been released.
Just thought I would throw that out there.
Update: Oops, Howie already posted on this below but heh I added Bronco Bama so I deserve the fatwa, no?
Or, we both do or something.
It Wasn't Just the IRS
DHS, FBI, Osha. All the instruments of government power were directed at conservatives.
Even Hispanic groups of conservatives. I guess they just weren't Obama's kind of Hispanics?
Update: Its exploding. St Louis reporter who asked Obama tough questions got a call from the IRS.
Larry Connors, the KMOV anchor who asked Barack Obama some tough questions about his family's vacation habits and claimed earlier this week that he might have been harassed by the IRS as a result, has been taken off the air.Update again, The Surge or Applications is a fabrication aka f*cking lie doubleclutch.
According to the St. Louis Dispatch, the station decided to give Connors a "few days off" while they looked into his allegations. KMOV news director Sean McLaughlin went out of his way to say that Connors was not suspended.
IRS planned when to release apology, apparently sometime after the election was good. What's a year or two anyway.
This Isn't The Answer We're Looking For
an you assure the American people that nobody in the White House knew about the agency’s actions before your White House’s counsel’s office found out on April 22?” – Bloomberg’s Julianna GoldmanI did not have sex with that woman. Monica Lewisnski.
“Let me make sure I answer your specific question: I can assure you that I certainly did not know anything about the IG report before the IG report had been leaked through the press.” – Barack Obama
Tsarnaevs Were Given Asylum But Dr. Who Helped Obama Kill bin-Laden Forgotten
The jailed doctor who helped the U.S. track down Usama bin Laden was convicted by a tribal court on bogus charges, according to a classified Pakistani government report.Hat Hip: Sirius.
Afridi is currently serving a 33-year jail term, and is appealing his conviction. The U.S. has called for Afridi's release, but his supporters say the Obama administration has not done enough to press for his freedom.
“Dr. Afridi is showing us, in a courageous way, that quiet diplomacy isn’t working,” said Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, R-Calif., Afridi’s most vocal supporter in Congress.