February 08, 2019
Sasquatch! Total 100% Proof!
Its real dammit!
Shocked hunters film "Bigfoot" in the mountains of Utah 👀 https://t.co/WH208uK2rR pic.twitter.com/ADGkH0OoL9
— New York Post (@nypost) February 8, 2019
Hat Tip: Right Wing Extremist Dude.
February 02, 2019
Breaking! Elmer Doesn't See Shadow!
Elmer is the most accurate groundhog on Earth as he lives in the boonies far away from flash bulbs and artificial light.

Anyway its cloudy. Which means about six weeks of winter. Had it been sunny, you got it, six more weeks of winter.
Also Skunk, Wabbit and Cat Mating season has begun. A skunk kit conceived today will be born in about 61 days in late March or early April.