February 12, 2016

Somali Muslim Mohammad Barry Killed After Chopping up Columbus Restaurant Patrons
Authorities Stumped on Motive

I dunno, maybe the smell of bacon bothered him, I mean its understandable.

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Police shot and killed a man who stormed into a central Ohio restaurant wielding a machete and randomly attacking people as they sat unsuspectingly at their dinner tables, authorities said.

Four people were injured in the brutal attack Thursday evening at Nazareth Restaurant and Deli, a Mediterranean restaurant in Columbus. The victims were taken to an area hospital and were expected to recover.

CBS News has learned that investigators have identified the suspected attacker as Mohammad Barry. CBS News homeland security correspondent Jeff Pegues reports that investigators were running down leads to try to determine if the attack was somehow tied to terrorist organizations.

"There was no rhyme or reason as to who he was going after," said Columbus police Sgt. Rich Weiner.

Police said the man walked into the restaurant, had a conversation with an employee and then left. He returned about a half hour later. That's when police said he approached a man and a woman who were sitting just inside the door at a booth and started the attack.

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Update: So that explains it. it was a Jewish Israeli Christian (still Zionist) establishment.


So my bacon theory was wrong... Which changes everything.

I mean doesn't it?

By Howie at 09:07 AM | Comments |

Saudi Arabia Issues Fatwa Against Uncovered Princess Mascot

Because she was a dirty dirty whore princess!. Princess whore? I dunno.

Religious police in Saudi Arabia detained a pastry shop’s cross-dressing mascot — for showing a little too much skin.


As part of a promotional campaign, a bakery in Riyadh had the man dress up in a costume depicting an unveiled Muppet-like woman in a blue gown.

Maybe this outrage against Pastry Princesses will finally get Oliver Willis' attention on Islamic oppression?

By Howie at 08:46 AM | Comments |

February 10, 2016

@ockisdead No, I'm not Kidding

Ha! Ha!

Talk about a hot-button issue.

Trouble was brewing over a Donald Trump sticker Wednesday on the Queens campus of St. John’s University.

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A student at the private college had a cup of coffee tossed in his face after he threatened on Twitter to smash a classmate’s computer because of her allegiance to the GOP front-runner.

Clifford Durand, 18, posted a photo of an unsuspecting fellow student with a “Trump Make America Great Again” sticker on her laptop and asked his followers to share the image.

Word has it that he was upset because, "Panthers gonna cop the dub." Cept um, didn't happen.

Also....

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Everybody dance!

Good it is to be a gangster.

By Howie at 07:04 PM | Comments |

Think Bernie Sanders Won The New Hampshire Primary? Think Again

I mean you might think getting 60 percent of the vote is a win.

Not if you're a Democrat. When Bernie says the system is corrupt as least as far as the Democratic Party is concerned he's right. Its designed to thwart any interloper.

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National Democratic delegate count, Clinton can still afford to be gracious because of the Super Delegate hill in front of Bernie.

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Now on the Republican side its much more fair, although losers with a few delegates can give them to whomever they choose. By the end of the process its possible that they might be able to veto a Trump nomination if the margin is close enough and all the losers cast their delegate's votes against Trump. Depends on how far Trump is ahead by the convention and how many delegates the rest of the field can snatch up.

By Howie at 10:54 AM | Comments |

February 09, 2016

New Hampshire Primary 2016 Results

Sorry, I was busy, the man was keeping me down.

Feel the Bern! Bernie takes New Hampshire and Hillary calls to concede. Sanders 58% Clinton 40%

Also Trump leading heavily at 34%, projected to win.

Followed by ...

Kasich 15%
Cruz 12%
Bush 12%
Rubio 10%
Christie at 8% looks done.

By Howie at 09:15 PM | Comments |

Safe Space New Hampshire

Live free or cry!

By Howie at 10:51 AM | Comments |

February 08, 2016

An Open Post To A Fan

Dear hot naughty teacher that emailed us. Every male blogger here is 13.

See you soon?

By Vinnie at 08:27 PM | Comments |

Millions of Hopes Dashed as SMOD Finally Strikes Killing Only One (update_: Never Mind Just a Terrorist)

SMOD why hast thou forsaken us?

Indian officials say a meteorite struck the campus of a private engineering college on Saturday, killing one person. If scientists confirm the explosion was due to a meteorite, it would be the first recorded human fatality due to a falling space rock.

According to local reports, a bus driver was killed on Saturday when a meteorite landed in the area where he was walking, damaging the window panes of nearby buses and buildings. Three other people were injured.

Update: No meteorite was found and the crater appears to have been from an explosive device. After examination the meteor shards were determined to be rocks of the type space scientists classify as J.A.F.R.

So in other words the guy was just another victim of Islamic Terrorism, not a meteor.

Sigh....

By Howie at 01:02 PM | Comments |

Cyber Martyrs?

LOL. Fatwas Fatwas Everywhere!

he cyber-jihadists have now ended their protest, signaling that they are pleased with the fatwa, which states,
“If a cyber-jihadist’s account gets deleted, it will count as a form of martyrdom, as cyber-martyrdom. Just as how real martyrs get to have sex with virgins as a reward, cyber-martyrs will get to have cyber-sex with cyber-virgins.”
The Fatwa was based on a little known Hadith, Skin Horse Chapter 3 verses 1-4.

By Howie at 12:57 PM | Comments |

Younes Abdullah Muhammad of Revolution Muslims Still Making News

Heh, I'm still waiting on the ass kicking he promised me.

Federal agents arrested Elhassan and another man, Joseph Hassan Farrokh, 28, last month, charging Farrokh with trying to provide material support to terrorists and Elhassan with aiding that plot. They alleged that Farrokh intended to travel to Syria and join the Islamic State; he was arrested at Richmond International Airport, where his journey allegedly was supposed to begin.

When Nubani first invoked the name “Younus Abdullah” in federal court, Assistant U.S. Attorney Dennis Fitzpatrick quickly objected, saying Nubani’s assertion was “total speculation.” A judge struck the name from the record. Later in the hearing, Nubani referenced the Revolution Muslim site.

In a conversation later with a reporter, Nubani said his client was able to identify Morton, whom he knew as Younus Abdullah, as “CHS #3” because the law enforcement affidavit details their interactions.

By Howie at 10:37 AM | Comments |

February 06, 2016

ABC Pre-New Hampshire Republican Debate

Here we go, who will walk away with enough marbles to keep playing.

Live stream here.

By Howie at 08:01 PM | Comments |

February 05, 2016

Friday War Porn: ISIS Truck Bed Edition

Bet he won't call dibs to ride in the truck bed again!

(Hat Tip: Weasel Zippers)

By DMartyr at 04:37 PM | Comments |