October 20, 2016

War Porn: The Best Kind Edition

You know the part where Daesh folds like a wet dollar bill.

By Howie at 06:47 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: This Isn't The Rigged Election We're Looking For

I'm thinking Donna should have had a couple more shots before coming on.

By Howie at 07:43 AM | Comments |

October 19, 2016

Revenge of the Debates

I have a comment here, but its very very bad. So I'm not going there. Well maybe on twitter.

My prediction, pandamonium!

By Howie at 07:28 PM | Comments |

This is Sharia: Malaysia Bans Hot Dogs

Even Halal hot dogs can't be called hot dogs, because Muslims hate dogs. Because a black dog, who appeared to be a pretty good judge of character, once bit Muhammad.

So maybe the dog sensed that Muhammad didn't like him or something. Anyway the legend was the Black Dog is possessed, they later as it got told it was all dogs.

Mainly its a wives tale as many dogs in the ME and Africa have mange mites.

So now the idiocy has grown to the point where Malaysia has banned the term Hot Dog when referring to Hot Dogs. Not dogs that are hot, but the kind that come on a but with mustard and relish.

By Howie at 03:12 PM | Comments |

Latina Voter Sexually Assaults NPR's David Greene on Live Radio

I didn't hear David invite Ms. Font to kiss him?

Even more shocking, in a fit of revenge he sexually assaults her back!

DIANA FONT: I'm Diana Font. Nice to meet you.

GREENE: Nice to meet you.

FONT: OK. Puerto Ricans, (kissing on cheek) we say hello like this.

GREENE: Oh, good. Oh, good (kissing on cheek).

What shocking and disgusting display of Patriarchal rape culture!

It's the oppression of the Patriarchy that has led Ms. Font to believe that she should offer kisses to strange men to be acceptable and for Mr. Greene to believe that reciprocating this sickening tradition is expected of him.

*One thing for sure, neither one of these cave dwelling neanderthals is qualified to be President of the United States of America, not in today's progressive society!

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By Howie at 02:15 PM | Comments |

That One Time I Thought I Was Wrong

But I was just mistaken.

Whereas at the time I knew it was The Machine I thought the protesters were being misled.

Such nice young people, with Ayers making them think they were supporting Bernie while actually working for Clinton/Obama and the Chitown Machine.
Turns out The Machine passed out all those Bernie signs in order to make the public think it was Bernies supporters doing all the violence.

I was right about this though, they screwed Bernie.

Note Bernie lost every race after this. Every. Single. One.
But hey it's not a, you know, rigged rigged system, just a rigged press.Probably why libtards always accuse the right of using false flags, because that's how they roll and they can't conceive of anyone else not being as corrupt as they are.

By Howie at 10:39 AM | Comments |

October 17, 2016

Islamic State of Losers Prophecy Fail

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi sucks as a prophet, 0 for the big 1.

Dabiq, a town in northern Syria that has been central to the Islamic State’s apocalyptic messaging, has fallen to rebel groups backed by Turkey. The so-called caliphate’s opposition had been closing in on Dabiq for weeks, capturing nearby towns and villages. Yesterday, Turkey’s Operation Euphrates Shield posted images from inside the town, thereby demonstrating that the Islamic State’s enemies are now in control.

Indeed, the Islamic State’s propagandists have repeatedly told ‎their followers that Dabiq would be the site of an apocalyptic showdown between the true believers and the “Crusaders.” The group’s English-language magazine was named after Dabiq in a deliberate attempt to play up this imagery. Each issue of Dabiq contained a line from Al Qaeda in Iraq’s founder, Abu Musab al Zarqawi, who drew on preexisting Islamic beliefs. “The spark has been lit here in Iraq, and its heat will continue to intensify – by Allah’s permission – until it burns the Crusader armies in Dabiq,” Zarqawi was quoted as saying.

This passage was referenced throughout the Islamic State’s propaganda. For instance, in November 2014, Mohammed Emwazi (also known as “Jihadi John” in the West) appeared in a video in which he and other jihadis beheaded a number of pilots and officers in Bashar al Assad’s military. Toward the end of the gruesome video, Emwazi stood over the severed head of American aid worker Peter Kassig and repeated Zarqawi’s line. Emwazi then added, “And here we are, burying the first American Crusader in Dabiq, eagerly waiting for the remainder of your armies.” One year later, in November 2015, Emwazi was killed in a drone strike in Raqqa, Syria.

Now is the time at Jawa when we dance.

By Howie at 02:37 PM | Comments |