July 28, 2016

Like Bookends of a Sh*t Sandwich

Here is Barack Obama's very last speech to the DNC as president.

So Barack Obama gave a speech in 2004 that made him president in my opinion, it was that good. This is also a good speech. But that connection only comes through in his campaigns, as President he seldom if ever spoke like that to the people. He never looked that relaxed and confident.

The thing I call him on is this, He said something that America is more liked and respected in the world now than when he took office. That's very debatable. I tend to disagree. It can't be as if every. single. criticism. of the Obama Administration is false now can it.

Also I fear the Democrats may have set themselves up for a big letdown tonight. Hillary will have a tough time following Bill's speech, Biden's speech and Obama's speech without the audience noting she's just not that good.

So expect it to go out with a fizzle there. And balloons of course.

So anyone else thing Obama looked all happy because he knows that now Hillary will be blamed for every singe thing that happened during his tenure, she'll face a long hard campaign, Wiki Leaks, yahda yahda yahda.

Michelle is measuring for new curtains. He walks out scot free.

Update: I'll add the rest of the speeches from last night below the fold. The Biden speech is not half bad. I mean in a strictly speech judging sort of way.

Also Bloomberg can go strait to hell. Yeah the Hillary campaign is gonna help the little guy. Up next Michael Bloomberg gives speech on why the government should raid your house in search of illicit sugar.

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By Howie at 08:54 AM | Comments |

Huge Terrorist Attack on Kurdish Controlled Al-Qamishli

The town of Al-Qamishli is on the Syrian border in far NW Iraq. Pretty far from ISIS lines but very close to Turkey. Turkey is blaming Islamic State.

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Yeah right, OK.

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So on to the daily terror attack, I know Bronco said he was optimistic but anyway back to the daily grind.

I'm pretty sure this source is a Turkish partisan so take the word Syrian Regime and replace with Turkey Erdogan and you have the general idea of what happened.

Syrian Kurdish officials have blamed the Syrian government for facilitating or supporting the Islamic State (ISIS) deadly attack in Qamislo that killed at least 50 civilians in the unofficial Kurdish capital of Qamishli.

Ciwan Ibrahim, the head of the Kurdish security police known as Asayish in Kurdish, blamed in a statement on Wednesday the Baath-regime and ISIS for the death and injury of dozens of civilians in Qamishli city, northeastern Syria.


...In a statement published by the ISIS-linked Aamaq news agency, the group said it carried out the attack in Qamishli, describing it as a truck bombing that struck a complex of Kurdish offices.

The extremist group has carried out several bombings in Kurdish areas in Syria in the past.


The Audacity of something something.

By Howie at 07:53 AM | Comments |

July 27, 2016

Germans Fear Racist Backlash After Suitcase Bomb Explodes Near Immigration Center

Germans are mostly peaceful. It would be wrong to jump to conclusions about them based on the actions of a few bad apples. We should reserve judgement about this until all the facts are in.

A SUSPECTED suitcase bomb has been detonated outside an immigration office near the German city of Nuremberg this afternoon.

German media said the explosion occurred near the Federal Office for Migration in Zirndorf, Bavaria, where newly arrived refugees are processed.

According to media reports, a suitcase packed with highly flammable aerosol cannisters was detonated around 200 yards away from the building.

Although there has been reports of Neo Nazis in the area most Germans reject the Nazi ideology.

Officials fear a backlash after reports of an uptick in reports of Anti-German hate incidents over the last few years. Saying, "Nazism is a Religion of Peace".

By Howie at 10:25 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Vaginal Atrophy And You

If you're like Rusty's wife and suffer from um, you know, intimate atrophy don't use Vitamin E on your most sensitive areas.

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Um, don't really do that. Let Jawa Report do it for you.

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By Howie at 09:55 AM | Comments |

July 26, 2016

To Troll And Troll Again

DNC live day two. Live Troll Slick Willie!

Update: Slick Willie's full speech, to take you back to the good old days I must say that latex stuff, he looks almost young, Don't worry if you missed anything Bill Clinton's was the only half decent lie, I mean speech of the night.


By Howie at 07:14 PM | Comments |

Fatwa This! Morris vs Fido

Fide was such a good boy.


Hey its just a cat's nature.

By Howie at 12:14 PM | Comments |

Syrian Army Texts Allowing Free Passage From Aleppo

The end is near for Syrian rebels and terrorists in Aleppo, if it were me I'd leave but those who have not already left are pretty dumb so.

The Syrian army sent text messages to residents of rebel-held eastern Aleppo saying it will grant safe passage to people wishing to leave the area, which has been effectively besieged by pro-government forces, state media said on Tuesday.

The army called on residents to push "mercenaries" out of the city -- a reference to rebel fighters -- and said it would give safe passage and temporary accommodation for anyone wishing to leave the area, state news agency SANA said.

The messages also called on armed groups to lay down their weapons, SANA said.

By Howie at 11:02 AM | Comments |

Followers of The Religion of Peace Murders French Priest
Beheading the Priest and Cutting a Nun's Throat

French Diversity, its nice to see Muslims in France are able to practice their own culture.

One of the two ISIS knifemen who stormed a church to behead a French priest was a convicted terrorist and was meant to be living with his parents with an electronic tag.

The pair took the 86-year-old priest, two nuns and two parishioners hostage at the church in Saint-Etienne-du-Rouvray near Rouen in Normandy during morning mass at 9.45am...

One of the terrorists, a 19-year-old Frenchman who lived close to the church, is said to have left for Syria in 2015 to try and join Islamic State, but he was arrested.

Yeah but arrested for just trying to join Islamic State? Come on bigots, let him out. Oh wait they did.
He was jailed for terrorist offences following a short trial in France, before being released on March 2 this year.
I mean what's the worst thing that could go wrong
his local police station.

But this did not stop him becoming involved in today's atrocity, in which Father Jacques Hamel, 86, had his throat cut.

According to his bail conditions, the electronically tagged terrorist was allowed out unsupervised between 8.30am and 12.30pm

See he just had his throat cut. His head just fell off. I mean it just fell. No big deal.

Phobes!

By Howie at 10:00 AM | Comments |

Revenge of the Kremlin

Henceforth Vladimir Putin shall be known as Darth Ursus, Dark Lord of the Sith.

Putin may be seeking revenge against Clinton. At least that’s the implication of the view among some cybersecurity experts that Russia was behind the recent hack of the Democratic National Committee’s email server, which has sowed confusion and dissent at the Democratic National Convention and undercut Clinton’s goal of party unity.

While Donald Trump’s budding bromance with Vladimir Putin is well known — the two men have exchanged admiring words about each other and called for improved relations between Washington and Moscow — Putin’s hostility towards Clinton draws less attention.


By Howie at 09:16 AM | Comments |

Commie! Commie! Commie!

Bernie's speech at the DNC.

It seems the Commie is popular.


By Howie at 08:44 AM | Comments |

July 25, 2016

Troll the DNC!

WTF, its a living.

By Howie at 07:02 PM | Comments |

Just Because

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And now, How Princess Leia got the plans, Hunger Games Edition.

Do we really care that the plot is lacking, no. We want metal bikinis!

By Howie at 04:03 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Keep Your Hands and Feet Inside the Vehicle at All Times

And do not roll down your windows.


Looks like I need to add stay in the car to that list. But hey their windows were all up!

A tourist was killed by a tiger and another seriously injured after getting out of their car while touring a safari park in China.

An investigation was launched into the deadly incident at the Badaling Wildlife Park in Beijing.

Surveillance video captured the moment when two visitors in the front seats of a white sedan reportedly got into an argument while driving through the tiger enclosure on Saturday.

In the video, a woman is seen getting out of the car and walking around to the driver's side door when a tiger suddenly attacks her from behind and drags her off.

Now watch, that woman's stupidity will end up costing the tiger his life.
The male driver immediately chases after them but retreats. A second woman in the back of the car joins the rescue attempt but authorities said she was killed by another tiger.

Park workers were on the scene within seconds but they were too late to save the victim.

By Howie at 02:52 PM | Comments |

One Day in America

A nice summer shower passed by.


Hey I know it looks bad, but before that it was extra hot.

By Howie at 02:45 PM | Comments |

al-Gore Endorses Her Royal Clintoness

That's right, that al-The Ice Caps Melted Already Gore, endorses Crooked Hillary, maybe if she wins he can get in on another deal as good as the Solyndra deal was.

Former Vice President Al Gore endorsed Hillary Clinton on Monday, the opening day of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia.

Gore, who served as President Bill Clinton's No. 2, said in a series of tweets that while he was not at the convention, he does indeed support her.

Poor al-Gore didn't even get an invite, but hey to was enough to finally get his name back in the news.

By Howie at 02:26 PM | Comments |

He's Back!

I love Randy.


By Howie at 02:20 PM | Comments |

Everyone Wave Buh Bye to Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Debbie does resigning.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz to depart as Democratic Party chairwoman after leaked emails

PHILADELPHIA, July 24 (UPI) -- Debbie Wasserman Schultz announced Sunday she will step down as Democratic National Committee chairwoman after leaked internal emails suggested favoritism toward Hillary Clinton.

Schultz, also a member of the House of Representatives from South Florida, had decided not speak at the convention this week before she made the announcement and her party stripped her role in Philadelphia.

Wait I thought Donna Brazile was just a sometimes pretty drunk journalist?
DNC Vice Chairwoman Donna Brazile will serve as interim chair through the election, it was announced Sunday. Brazile, who has been a CNN and ABC commentator, served in the party role on an interim basis in the spring of 2011.

On the bright side Debbie, maybe Donna will go on a drunken rant! All press is good press they say.


By Howie at 08:40 AM | Comments |

Awesome! Angela Merkel's Germany Now With Splodeydopes!

Splodeydopes in Ansbach:

A failed Syrian asylum seeker has blown himself up and injured 12 other people with a backpack bomb near a festival in the south German town of Ansbach.

The 27-year-old man, who faced deportation to Bulgaria, detonated the device after being refused entry to the music festival, Bavarian officials say.

About 2,500 people were evacuated from the venue after the explosion.

Bavaria has been on edge since a knife rampage on a train claimed by so-called Islamic State (IS) last Monday.

The Ansbach blast is reported to have happened at about 22:10 (20:10 GMT) outside the Eugens Weinstube bar in the centre of the town, which has a population of 40,000 and is home to a US military base.

The bomb went off close to the entrance to the Ansbach Open music festival.
A witness, Thomas Debinski, reported "panic" after the explosion, although some people had thought it was caused by a gas explosion.

"Then people came past and said it was a rucksack that had exploded," he told Sky News.

Remember back in the day, when Jawa Report used to bitch about the German wing of GIMF(Global Islamic Media Front) and the Germans called us Islamophobes. Those were good times.


Hat Tip: Stable Hand for Splodeydopes.

By Howie at 07:40 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Turn it Off!

Re: Saudi Women's Shelter Spam Autoplay.

OK so yeah, your pleas have been herd. It wasn't doing it to me, then all at once it did so I took it down.

My bad.

By Howie at 07:26 AM | Comments |

July 22, 2016

Roosting Chickens in Munich

There have been two shooting today in Munich, one at McDonald's and on at a train station.


By Howie at 12:55 PM | Comments |