May 31, 2016

FTW!

You might think Trump won the internets today. Nope.



By Howie at 12:12 PM | Comments |

Condell: The Moment of Truth

God save the UK!


By Howie at 07:49 AM | Comments |

May 30, 2016

Memorial Day 2016

I got nothing but stories from Grandpa.

Somewhere in the Solomon Islands Grandpa was helping bear litters. The rule was if it appeared the wounds were fatal to give one morphine and move to someone else. Which as he told it was a tough call. Sometimes a guy loses a foot, goes into shock and dies. Other try to put their parts back in and keep shooting,

So he ran across this man, mortally wounded in the chest. He gave him two shots despite the, "damn rules." They shared a cigarette waiting for what was to come. He said when the man drug on his last cigarette the smoke would come out of his left side there where he has been hit by a shell.

The man told him, Short, its not dying that bothers me, its dying here. In this place. His last thoughts were that he has wanted to die at home, in America. And that was his only regret at his death. That he was never going to get to see the US again.

So somewhere there is a family, I don't know who they are. But know your soldier did not die alone. he died with one of his countrymen at his side, giving him the only things he had to give him, morphine and a cigarette.

Thank, you thank you all, we will never forget.

By Howie at 01:30 PM | Comments |

Update

Vinnie Jr. passed A school and is on his next phase of his Navy training. Little turd hasn't been in a whole year and he's Petty Officer Third Class Vinnie Jr.

Damn nukes.

I'd share a picture, but, opsec.

Thank you for your support.

By Vinnie at 11:09 AM | Comments |

Heroes

By Vinnie at 08:44 AM | Comments |

May 28, 2016

Saturday War P0rn: With Friends Like This...

Zero fucks were given that day.

By DMartyr at 08:31 PM | Comments |

May 27, 2016

Great Ideas: AC-130 With Blaster

Blasters! F*ck yeah!

ir Force Special Operations Command is on track to equip an AC-130J Ghostrider gunship with a laser weapon by the end of the decade, officials said May 25.

Working alongside Naval Surface Warfare Center Dahlgren in Virginia, the service has wrapped up the first phase of a two-part study that will give the command greater clarity on the maturity of commercially available systems and potential design concepts, said Lt. Col. John DiSebastian, director of fixed-wing tech insertion at Special Operations Command.

“We have identified our partners that have responded to our [request for] information [and] we are in the process of evaluating that,” he said at Special Operations Forces International Conference, sponsored by the National Defense Industrial Association. “We have not downselected away from any, or chosen any. We are still, as part of this architecture, looking at what is the best operational capability and determining which vendors can support that.”

So,er we're going, we're going to admit we already have blasters. (wink wink nod nod)

Jawa file footage of Blasters in action.


By Howie at 07:23 AM | Comments |

May 26, 2016

War P0rn: Aftermath of Peshmerga Forces Vs ISIS

ISIS lost. The Peshmerga suffered no casualties.

(Warning: NSFW)

This is an unlisted video, so you'll need to bookmark it if you want to save it.

By DMartyr at 11:25 AM | Comments |

Primary Results WA

Sorry I didn't get to this before.

Washington: Trump 75.8% with 79% reporting
Cruz 10.5%
Kasich 9.8%

Dems: Sanders 72.7%
Clinton 27.1%

Updated delegate counts.

Trump 1229 (needs 8)
Cruz 563.
Rubio 167.
Kasich 161.

Dems: Clinton 2304 (needs 79)
Sanders 1533.

Reports of Trumps clinching the nomination are a bit premature, though its hard to see any scenario where he doesn't clinch it on June 7. Moving easily over the threshold even excluding unbound delegates.

Update: Yes I know Cruz, Kasich and Rubio have dropped out, but they still carry their delegates to the convention. So I included the top four as Rubio is ahead of Kasich.

By Howie at 09:53 AM | Comments |

European Muslims Leave Islam for Jesus

Jesus loves Muslims, Muslims love Jesus but under Sharia law all these people would be murdered for accepting Jesus.

Hundreds of Pakistanis and Afghans have been lining up at a local swimming pool in Hamburg, Germany, to be baptized as Christians. In the Netherlands and Denmark, as well, many are converting from Islam to Christianity, and the trend appears to be growing. Indeed, converts are filling up some European churches largely forsaken by their old Christian flocks.

...One young Iranian woman convert told the German news magazine Stern, “I’ve been looking all my life for peace and happiness, but in Islam, I have not found them,” Another convert told Stern he had found in Christianity an element—love—that was missing from the faith he was brought up in. “In Islam, we always lived in fear,” he said. “Fear God, fear of sin, fear of punishment. But Christ is a God of love.”

Praise the Lord!

By Howie at 08:33 AM | Comments |

Religion of Super Crazy Unfathomable Stupid

Just when you thought the Religion of Peas could not get any weirder, a Muslim tries to murder the doctor who delivered his baby for looking at her coochie, you know, with half a baby hanging out.

Riyadh: A Saudi man was arrested after he shot a male obstetrician, arguing that he had no right to assist his wife’s delivery and that a woman gynecologist should have been around.

Dr Muhannad Al Zabn, who has a Jordanian father and a Saudi mother, delivered the baby one month ago at the King Fahad Medical City in the Saudi capital Riyadh.

According to media reports, the father went to the hospital and told the doctor he wanted to see him to thank him for helping his wife with the delivery of the baby, Saudi news site Sabq reported on Thursday.

The two met in the garden of the hospital and during the conversation, the shooter took out a gun he had concealed under his clothes and fired at the doctor.

As the Saudi father fled the scene, medics rushed the victim to the emergency department then to the intensive care unit. The shooter was later arrested by the police.

Had the Muslim man actually had the balls to witness the birth of his child he'd realize sex is the last thing you think about as a baby is exiting the mother.

What an ignorant moron.

By Howie at 08:28 AM | Comments |

May 25, 2016

Attn Twitter User MUJAHlDAH miss (@imut_syameela)

https://twitter.com/imut_syameela

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Pnwed!

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By Howie at 08:01 PM | Comments |

Cornhole Watch: Sajmir Alimehmeti aka Abdul Qawii

Abdul Qawii wants you to know, there are Kuffar everywhere!

A homegrown terror suspect was arrested in the Bronx on Tuesday, and FBI agents removed a massive amount of evidence from his apartment.

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As CBS2’s Ilana Gold reported, people who knew Sajmir Alimehmeti, 22, said they saw a once-ordinary kid who gradually changed.

Alimehmeti made his first appearance Tuesday in U.S. District Court in Manhattan. He is accused of providing material to support ISIS and lying to the government to get a new passport so he could go to the Middle East.

Full complaint here(pdf).

Hat Tip: Rusty Nunchaku Shackleford.


Here is what a theoretical Nunchaku battle between Sajmir and Rusty might look like.


By Howie at 12:04 PM | Comments |