March 14, 2018

This Isn't The Radical Muslim Slasher We're Looking For


News broke on March 13 that a Florida teen had been arrested, after stabbing to death his friend and attempting to kill his friend’s mother and another peer at a sleepover. The suspect confessed afterwards that he had recently converted to Islam and his beliefs motivated him to murder.

While the horrific violent act was covered by local news in Jupiter, Florida, and nationally March 14 by Fox News Channel, the big three networks have ignored the story thus far.

Florida’s The Palm Beach Post reported March 13 that “a Jupiter teen said his Muslim faith led him to fatally stab a boy on his 13th birthday and injure two others at a sleepover Sunday night.”

Maybe we need Koran Control? I mean not let anyone under 21 or stupid have Koran, lest they get silly ideas?

I'm just trying to help, its for the children and safety.

By Howie at 11:35 AM | Comments |

Mega Space Force!

Trump is going to create a MegaForce in space!

President Trump wants the US to have its own “Space Force” — which would be like the Army and the Navy, “but for space,” he says.

F*ck yeah!

By Howie at 07:44 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Entropy Still Acting on Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking has passed away.


But don't be sad, it will take an almost infinite amount of time before entropy returns Stephen Hawking to his lowest possible energy state. At which point he will still be forever embedded in the cosmic background radiation of a future universe billions and billions of years from now.

By Howie at 07:10 AM | Comments |

March 13, 2018

Caption This: Hillary Spreads Edition

Yeah I know the title is bad.

Fatwas will be issued.

By Howie at 11:02 AM | Comments |

March 12, 2018

Tie Fighters! 100% Proof!

Pentagon declassifies encounter with an Imperial Tie Fighter.


Was this an actual Tie Fighter? Some internet analysts say, "Yes!"

By Howie at 08:25 AM | Comments |

March 08, 2018

Trump To Meet Kim Jong Un

Oh boy!

TOKYO — North Korea’s belligerent leader, Kim Jong Un, has asked President Trump for talks and Trump has agreed to meet him “by May,” South Korea’s national security adviser said at the White House Thursday after delivering the invitation to the American president.

Kim has also committed to stopping nuclear and missile testing, even during joint military drills in South Korea next month, Chung Eui-yong told reporters in Washington.

After a year in which North Korea fired inter-continental ballistic missiles capable of reaching all of the United States and tested what is widely thought to have been a hydrogen bomb, such a moratorium would be welcomed by the U.S. and the world.

Kim Jong Un “expressed his eagerness to meet President Trump as soon as possible,” Chung said. “President Trump said he would meet Kim Jong Un by May.” Chung did not provide any information on where the meeting would be. In Seoul, the presidential Blue House clarified that the meeting would occur by the end of May.

Holy Moly!

Wait a minute, I have to go get on my bell bottoms and find my beads.

By Howie at 07:27 PM | Comments |